Saturday, May 31, 2008

HOT PICKS FROM NEW ASHANTI "DECLARATION"


"In These Streets"


"Things You Make Me Do" f/ Robin Thicke


"Body On Me" w/ Nelly and Akon


"Girlfriend"


See Album Review HERE

Friday, May 30, 2008

THIS JUST IN!!!


Shaniqua...50's baby momma burned down the house that he kicked her out of. Ordinarily this would be classified as 'a bad b*tch' behavior, which is a plus. In this case however, it's a donkey making a donkey move. How suspicious is the whole thing...and does she really think this will help her get paid. This just means he doesn't have to worry about selling and he can just collect the insurance.

Once again....DONKEY OF THE YEAR!!!!
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Updated statement from 50's camp:
“Informed this morning while filming a new motion picture on location in Louisiana, Curtis Jackson expressed deep concern over this fire at his property. He is extremely thankful that everyone including his son, Marquise, escaped the burning house safely. He is confident that authorities will be conducting a thorough investigation of the incident and is eager to review their findings.”

Donkey says: she says she heard someone break in around 4am but the fire didn't start till 5am...And she thinks fif wants her...and if he can't have her noone can.

b*tch look at you. are you kidding me. STFU you talking too much. from now on your name is 'he haw'....hoodrat

CONFIRMED: Ciara's Song In Sex In The City Movie


So if you're a SIC junky and saw it at midnight or your lunch uhm...like some people might do, you heard this song. Ciara was approached to do a song for a specific scene in the movie. It will be in the part where Carrie shoots her vogue wedding photos (don't worry i didn't give anything away).

Get that gwap Ci!!!!

Quotable:

I got my kodak instamatic, I grab it and I click and flash/
They grab they cameraphones, whenever I be switching pass/
So ultra-fabolous, my jeans, my jeans, they fit me crazy!/
Them boys be yellin' out "You beautiful baby!"

NOW THIS IS HIS FIRST LIVE SHOW


May 30, 2008

Compare this performance of "Moving Mountains" vs THIS ONE. That's what I mean when I say dude can't stay on key live for this whole song. It's not a diss..he's a performer not a vocalist. Nonetheless, this is still a good performance. My fav so far because it's really live and entertaining.

I'd take him anyday over teeth brown or timberfake. Ursh rules this rnb pop gig.
GO COP THE LP...IT'S HOT

SONG OF THE DAY: Tamia "Can't Get Enough"


My jizzzoint....
tonight it's all about my baby I'm feigning for you get me high I can't stop you feel me right?

DANG NELLY!


Slow down...you've come a long way from 'fly like a bird.'

A TRANNY MESS


Vicky Beckham for Marc Jacobs.....oh brother..I guess the corpse look was what they were going for.

TYRA CAN SMILE 275 WAYS?


Clearly she has too much time on her hands

URSH COVERS VIBE

Thursday, May 29, 2008

WAYNE STILL ON TOP OF THE SINGLES GAME



Wayne comes in at #1 on the singles chart this week.

Top ten Billboard Hot 100 are as followed:

1. Lil Wayne Featuring Static Major “Lollipop”
2. Leona Lewis “Bleeding Love”
3. David Cook "The Time Of My Life"
4. Rihanna “Take A Bow”
5. Jordin Sparks Duet With Chris Brown “No Air”
6. Usher featuring Young Jeezy “Love In This Club”
7. Yung Berg and Ray J “Sexy Can I”
8. Madonna Featuring Justin Timberlake “4 Minutes”
9. Natasha Bedingfield “Pocketful Of Sunshine”
10. Coldplay “Viva La Vida”

SOMETHING INFORMATIVE SCOOP


MEMPHIS, Tenn. - A woman who spent nearly 60 years of her life in an iron lung after being diagnosed with polio as a child died Wednesday after a power failure shut down the machine that kept her breathing, her family said.
Read full story

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Negro Please: Sharon Stone



[IN TRUE OFFENSIVE/LEGENDARY BITCHY PISCES FASHION, SHARON RESPONDS TO EARTHQUAKE IN THE CHINESE PROVINCE OF SICHUAN RESULTING IN 88,000 DEATHS OR MISSING PERSONS]

“I’m, you know, not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans, because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And so, I have been very concerned about how to think and what to do about that because I don’t like … that. And then I’ve been, this, you know, concerned about, oh, how should we deal with the Olympics, because they’re not being nice to the Dali Lama who is a good friend of mine. And then all this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and I thought, is that karma? When you’re not nice that the bad things happen to you?”


On behalf of Pisces everywhere, please blame her mental instability and not her heart.

RAVEN FANS ARE FED UP!!!




The owner of Raven Symone’s largest fan site has shut down the site and says it’s because Raven is a flop and didn’t even try. And she wasn’t grateful at all for her fans. Here’s his statement:
The time has come for me to personally close the site. We were at the top of our game and I cannot be more happy with the way the site had gone. The members were all so loyal. However I made the decision to close the site based on this past year. This was supposed to be the best year for Raven professionally and she wasted it! The movie did great, she promoted I couldn’t have been happier, I got to meet her and even though she was very standoffish it completed my goal of wanting to meet her. The whole album deal just infuriates me! She had a great album and she refused to do anything with it. She ended up selling only 4,400 copies!!!! That is a huge flop.
She did zero promotion and didn’t acknowledge it on her OWN official website which showed little to no care for this album which is sad. What just did it for me was her management team, we were told we would get an interview for the website 4 months ago… then it comes time for it and they decide we don’t need it. Cause raven is so busy right? All the promotion we did online for years was nothing but free promotion for them. I am done supporting someone who just doesn’t care about her projects. I wish all the fans well and as for me, I have finally moved on…

USHER BET SPECIAL


Lip the ef singing on Moving Mountains. Usher has never been on key with highnotes that consistenly throughout a whole song live so lets stop playing. Okay I said in my review I didn't like the song. Nothing wrong with the song but it's a clear rip off of UK by way of Nigeria artist Taio Cruz's songs. I've featured Taio's music on the site...go learn about him...Now the second song is live

Urgh he gets on my nerves thinking he's sumin special....like he's so grown and over his fans head or sumin. Still miming on "Yeah" ...nikka you ain't slick. Shout out to Jamaica Craft on Choreography...luv her. I see she's recycling Usher/Ciara dance moves and dancers now (yt girl Larky be killin it.) but it's all good.

VH1 ASKS WEEZY: A MUST SEE


Weezy giving advice to VH1 viewers. After each question and commercial you will get an option to click on another question....#s 2, 8, and 10 are my favorites. Some of his answers are too funny, some very good. I luv this guy.

ALBUM REVIEW: Cherish



Cherish's second effort is above average, but lack of personality resulting in lack of interest, unrelatable lyrics, and poor promotion has them trailing pop peers like Danity Kane and P*ssy Cat Dolls.

"The Truth" consists of a few club bangers like "Killa," a hand full of mid tempos, and a couple of tastefull ballads. Vocally, they're no Aretha but they're no 'Assie either. They equally have very solid mid ranges and execute them by the book. However, there is something missing. In comparison to other groups: they don't have a leader who stands out vocally, however irritating ala Destiny's Child, they're not particularly sexy with powerhouse voices ala En Vogue although very cute girls, they're not glamorous ala The Supremes, they don't have dynamic personalities that shine through the songs ala TLC....which leaves them well, forgettable.

Having laid out the reasons why despite an exceptional album they still will flop...I must say I haven't enjoyed an album from a pop girl group like this since "Writings On The Wall." The melodies are perfect, the production is the best of the best, and the vocals are solid. Standouts include: "Amnesia" about forgeting about him; "Framed Out" talking smack..a swagga song; "Before You Were My Man" about having messed with his friend before you met him unknowingly; "Only One" about devotion to your loved one; "Love Sick" about letting go and now he misses you ala 'cry me a river': and "Like a Drum" about losing love and what it does to your heart.

On the strength of great melodies, great production, and solid vocals and lyrics, we gave this album a B+. However there is nothing exceptional about the positives; ie the beats aren't 'out of this world', the vocals aren't 'an improvement from the last album or the best i've every heard,' and the lyrics aren't necessarily connecting with the emotion in the presentation so as to make you 'feel the song.' In addition, the album lacks of that extra umph, personality, swagga, and interest that is necessary for pop sucess in these times.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

CHERISH MEMBER GETS MARRIED


Neosha King, member of R&B group Cherish exchange vows with her beau of six years, Jason Lawrence.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY: 50 Cent


[AS USUAL THE ONLY RAPPER THAT MAKES SENCE COMMENTS ON THAT DUMB AZZ MTV HOTTEST MC LIST. THE OTHER IDIOTS THINK THE LIST IS SOME VALID CLAIM JUST BECAUSE THEY MADE THE LIST...AS IF]
"I shouldn't even be on that list," 50 said. "To be honest, I shouldn't even be categorized with them [other MCs on the list]. It doesn't even matter. Look at the people who are actually creating the list. None of them have made a hit record or [borne] the pressure of doing it."

50 suggested that MTV News get some MCs to help make up the next "Hottest MCs" list.

"Not necessarily the artists now," he said. "Artists who have previously created hit records, that understand the art form. You got a bunch of people who, because they interviewed rappers, they feel that they know. Because they read XXL or The Source. They don't understand."
Thank you fif. I'm suppose to validate a list created by that albino with a show called 'hood fab' and some dude that writes reviews for rolling stones to determine what's hot in hip hop? Maybe for suburbia (yeah that's my word).

In other news I hear 50's baby mother is not going away quietly...from accusing him of hiting her to appealing the claim for her to GTFO of his house she's using the court to interupt his life.....Gentlemen, stay away from chickens.

SHAKIRA EATS THE FLOOR


Here we go...not you too!

NEGRO PLEASE: Usher on that Yackidi Yack




Excuse me while I gag...negro if you want to be technical about it, the right way to do it is not knock her up then marry her....so as to say okay I'll marry you since you're having my baby....It's marry her then knock her up. So forgive me if I'm not impressed that you decided to marry the old lady you knocked up (and no she's not 40 but 38 is close enough). That's like giving a negro props for paying child support.

And you and Jay Z being in the same boat is not something to brag about....Get a grip URSH........

ALBUM REVIEW: Ashanti "The Declaration"


The Queen of Midtempos gives us just that on this new effort. I must say it starts off slow with mediocre melodies and substandard lyrics. For a lyricist of her caliber, it did not hit the spot in the early stages. It opens with first single "The Way That I Love You" which is a grower at the very least but what it lacks in single worthiness it more than compensates in visuals. It is arguably, video of the year (2008) so far.

The lyrical theme seems to be about heartbreak and trying to get her man back. "So Over You" goes through the same ole, 'I gave you everything and you were bad to me so I'm over you' vibe, but not even in a clever enough way to make us forget it's just the same ole. However the highlights come in the middle of the album with songs like "Girlfriend" about wanting to be with a guy, which gives a sensual vibe; to "In These Streets" which is classic round a way Ashanti. This is the most relatable lyrically for me and possibly the best song on the LP. It talks about how there is really nothing out there to leave your man for....kind of a 'the grass isn't always greener' effect. And the beat....knocks hard; "Things You Make Me Do" with Robin is a banger too. "Body On Me" is a clear single, as Akon joins in with his usual ranting and oohhing.

In all I think Ashanti made a solid effort but I think she can do better. She's the same ole Shani with no evolution and only hints of classic Ashanti. I'm not sure it will be enough to give her the "princess" crown back. If she were to go back in the lab and redo the first half of the album, she could be looking at a classic LP. Since that is just wishful thinking and we have to take "The Declaration" for what it is.......she gets a "B" on the strength of the last half of the album.

CHRIS ROCKS


Well their taste in comedy is better than their taste in music.

Chris Rock earned a place in the Guinness World Records for performing to the largest comedy audience in the United Kingdom. His show at the 02 Arena drew 15,900 fans - 5,000 more than the previous record held by British comedian Lee Evans in 2005.

CELEBS AT SEX IN THE CITY PREMIER

This is the kind of dress that makes you go **hand up and in a high note** laaaaaaaaaaaaaa......scoopilicious

Mary look aight
The best Kim's look since 1997
Scoopilicious
Gay-le..**shrugs**
The evil and fabulous Anna Wintour (my personality inspiration)


**shrugs**

I don't know what to think

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

FLAV TO GET MARRIED


Flav opted out of settling for a flav of love contestant and decided to go for his most recent baby's mother. I think he has 8 kids and wants 10.

You know what they say....one woman's disgusting trash is another woman's hope for marriage.

Lala that means you're out of a gig homegirl.

NEW JOINT: The Chick Who Beyaki Will Be Swagger Jacking This Year


Keri Hilson, writer turned front woman Keri Hilson full first single for album release September 23rd. She has the backing of Timberland, Polow da Don, The Clutch and fellow ATLien's Usher and Ciara. She's also written for Britney, Justin Timberfake, Chris Brown and more.....now wants you to know who she is. She is the girl featured in Usher's new video. I predicted a flop album for her but her singles should do well ala Jordin Nospark.

WHY DOES SHE WEAR LEGGINGS WITH SHORT OUTFITS


So that her cellulites won't show. Thanks for the tip B. Now I can start wearing my poom poom shorts.

And are we back to walking behind one another again. **shakes head**

MCCAIN, YOU'RE UP NEXT


As far as I'm concerned you can do this for any and every politician.

CHRIANNA

I guess he's still celebrating his bday.
Ri your stock has gone down not only because your's dating or showmancing with teeth brown but that lil quote you give elle magazine about being 'different' was a bit out of pocket. We all know yo azz ain't unique. Don't get out of line before you get on the ish list.
This 'trying to be different' thing is getting out of hand
whateva
You need a touchup. You're starting to transform from glam to trashy. Please fix that.

Monday, May 26, 2008

HOW CUTE


New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and girlfriend Giselle Bundchen watch Game 2 of the NBA Eastern Conference Final basketball playoff series between the Boston Celtics and the Detroit Pistons in Boston,

WHAT THE F*CKERY IS THIS?


Police in Berlin, Germany said Saturday a 7 month old boy was posted for sale on ebay with the starting bid of 1 EURO!!!! ( thats $1.57). I am no expert in child trafficking, but you would figure a human being is worth a little more then that.

Police arrested the parents, after ebay users reported the listing to authorities. The child's 23 year old mother insisted the ad was only a joke.

Authorities have launched an investigation into possible child trafficking against the baby's mother and 24-year-old father, neither of whom was identified.

The ad had the following description "Offering my nearly new baby for sale, as it has gotten too loud. It is a male baby, nearly 28 inches (70 cm) long and can be used either in a baby carrier or a stroller."

The listing was online for about two hours and 30 minutes, and NO , nobody placed bid on the child while it was up.

WHO BETTER?


I'm riding with Katherine on this one. Christina looks like she's trying too hard.....her sexy is not natural.

MILEY PROVES SHE'S A 'HOBAG ONCE AGAIN


She emailed THESE photos to Nick from the Jonas Brothers and they have been leaked.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

HOT NESS OF THE WEEK

I know you're asking how can that be "Hotness" with that outfit. We're overlooking the shapeless coat and pantyhoes with open toes.....This is "Hotness" because there's nothing like the possiblity that Bey could be knocked up. They're even walking side by side now. That alone warrants the honor.

intersting...
Love's it.

Diddy, where's 'Assie? ...... Bey we know you can still have a sip of wine while sperminated? Or is that apple juice. Good one Bey.
We're even overlooking the jacked up hairline or the horsetail...and what double chin are you talking about?...

Here they are posing like they're about to knock each other out. That's true love right there. An inspiration, truly

HOT MESS OF THE WEEK

Dennis is back on that yack


Ordinarily this would be considered hot but she forgot to put makeup on her boobies. The veins popping out are killing me.

Cher performs at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace, May 7th

MOVIE REVIEW: Indiana Jones

Truthfully, I don't even remember seeing the previous ones but I thought it was descent. The beginning was a bit boring for my taste but I woke up right in time for all the action scenes. Now I get the hoopla about the Shia guy. He's pretty good looking. Looks like he will be taking over where Harrison will hopefully leave off soon; Cate Blanchett did nothing for me as a villian. She was just a pale nuisance on screen; and they could have updated the storyline a bit. I mean who is really checking for the Russians nowadays? Yes I know it was set in a different time but again...who's checking for the Russians nowadays? I'm just saying. The ending again...predictable.

If you're not a fan don't go see it, if you are a fan it's the same unrealistic, unimaginative, phony action it's always been...you'll enjoy it.

VIDEOS:


You tell em Ellen. These hypocrites won't look into their on lives yet want to pass restrictions on others for being "immoral."

ATTENTION LEBRON JAMES....SEE A REAL PLAYER PLAY

Okay maybe he had a lil help...he still better.

Yeah I know I'm a Kobe hater, but the kid's skills can't be denied.

WACKSI COWORKERS GOING AT HER


The pop used to be on Chicago radio....Here's another vj from Chicago radio B96 going in. Listen to 50's response below.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

QUOTE OF THE DAY: Clint Eastwood



[CLINT RESPONSE TO CRITICISM FROM SPIKE LEE THAT HIS MOVIES "Flags of Our Fathers" and "Letters from Iwo Jima" FAILED TO RECOGNIZE BLACK SOLDIERS]

"Does he know anything about American history?" Eastwood told Focus when asked about Lee's criticism. "The U.S. military was segregated til the Korean War, and the blacks in World War Two were totally segregated. The only black battalion on Iwo Jima was a small munitions supply unit that came to the beach.

"The story was about the men who raised the flag and we can't make them black if they were not there. So tell him: Why don't you go back and study your history and stop mouthing off!"


You got owned Spike....

NENNA.... FORMERLY OF TOP MODEL


Probably the best looking person to ever tryout and appear on top model. She got screwed by Tyra....probably jeolousy. She let that wooden stick legs chick go further this year then Nenna did. Don't let me get started on the fraud they tried to pull by making Salecha win......

Anyway, here she is making a statement on London's Timeout Magazine

Her normal look.

Friday, May 23, 2008

WAYNE TELLS RIHANNA TO LICK THE WRAPPER AND GET OUT



Wayne comes in at #1 on the singles chart this week. Thank goodness. Ri I luv ya but that song is for the birds. Stay off Beyonce's n*ts with the irreplaceble rip off.

Top ten Billboard Hot 100 are as followed:

1. Lil Wayne Featuring Static Major “Lollipop”
2. Leona Lewis “Bleeding Love”
3. Rihanna “Take A Bow”
4. Usher featuring Young Jeezy “Love In This Club”
5. Jordin Sparks Duet With Chris Brown “No Air”
6. Yung Berg and Ray J “Sexy Can I”
7. Madonna Featuring Justin Timberlake “4 Minutes”
8. Natasha Bedingfield “Pocketful Of Sunshine”
9. Mariah Carey “Touch My Body”
10. Danity Kane “Damaged”

IN OTHER NEWS





The execs at Ciroc Vodka are pissed that they paid Diddy $100 million to develop Ciroc Vodka, but all he drinks when he's out is 1800. And that's not even a vodka;









The results are in and the winner is.....David Cook!












Martin Scorsese has pulled out of directing the documentary for Jamaican reggae icon Bob Marley.












Rihanna may do a duet with Chris Brown....and has sign on to star in the movie "Mama Black Widow" with Mos Def and Kerry Washington. Ri with a mississippi accent...this will be comedy.











Just weeks after junkie Amy Winehouse pulled out of recording the theme song for the latest flick Quantum of Solace, movie bosses have offered the song to Beyonce.