PRETTY MUCH: Another SNL Skit on the Debate

CIARA GETS A NEW JOB?

Sorry haters, she hasn't given up singing just yet. Ci visited Chicago to do some charity work with McDonalds by serving their new breakfast meal. Some of us just think she's trying to get sponsorship for her new tour as she makes it seem like she's doing more community service.

STYLE STARS

David Beckham...do we care where he is or why?



Kelly Osbourne hit the red carpet looking clean, slim and stylish..for that she gets a style star moment this week

NOTABLE AND QUOTABLE: Crackheads

[WAYNE ON HIS DRUG/ALCOHOL ADDICTION]

"Let me do me. Everybody's got their thing," he continued with frustration. "Why focus on me? Don't compare me to no one. Don't compare me to no one who has passed, and why they passed. I can walk out this b---h right now and get hit by a bus. Don't judge me. You wanna judge me, put on a black gown and get a gavel. Get in line with the rest of them that's about to judge me. I got court dates every other month. It's me against the world — that's how I feel."

TRANSLATION: 'leave me alone. i do my drugs i do my music.



[ACCORDING TO THE TABLOIDS, AMY TOLD A FRIEND THIS]

“My life is a shell of what it was. People talk to me and I just zone out. It’s like the whole world is now stillborn. Colors aren’t as bright, love doesn’t feel real. I don’t know who I am and I just feel numb.”

TRANSLATION: 'bitch go get my crack from down the street, f*ck this sober ish.'

NOTABLE AND QUOTABLE: Mary J. Blidge

[ON BEING COMPARED TO WHITNEY HOUSTON]

"Who me? Vocally, not on my best day. Whitney in her prime was a beast so I can't be compared. Nah, I'm Mary J. Blidge.

TRANSLATION: 'I SPEAK THE TRUTH'

THROWBACK PERFORMANCE: Erica Badu

Musical goddess and fellow piscean Erica Badu's new cd is in stores today. Only a Pisces can enlighten a thug nikka and have him wearing backpacks...Anyway check our homegirl out in this flashback performance of "Tyrone."

TO HER 'BLAKE INCARCERATED'

We hear Amy is in the process of moving out of her flat in London. No word on where she is moving. Hopefully that nikka Blake don't know either. Here she is out and about in London yesterday.