HOT NESS OF THE WEEK

WINNER: Supermodol Adriana Lima honored in Mexico

RUNNER UP:Miranda Kerr for Bazaar Magazine

PAPOOSE v. FAT JOE: Round 1

On Friday Feb 29 in North Corolina Papoose,Cassidy,Fat Joe,Gucci Mane,Yo Gotti,and Fabolous were booked to perform at The Criquet Arena. Before the show could go on, the Main Event happened earlier at The Holiday Inn Hotel in North Carolina, where the rappers had been staying at .Sources from Cassidy's crew tell us that Cassidy had asked Papoose to come to his room so they could talk. Papoose eventually came to his room and while the two rappers were talking, all of the sudden Fat Joe and 9 Members of his Entourage storm right into Cassidy's room. Fat Joe suddenly starts yelling at Papoose, "You Got A Problem With Me?" and Papoose replied, "No, do you have a problem?" When Fat Joe responds " yeah, I got a problem with you," thats when Papoose swung at Fat Joe, punching him in the face twice. Before you knew it all hell broke loose. Sources tell us that Fat Joe and his crew rushed the rapper and Hotel security had to seperate the fight before Law Enforcement could get to the Hotel. Sources tells us that they heard Papoose yelling at Joe, "Come on Bitch ass nigga lets take this shit outside give me a fair one."

HOT AZZ MESS OF THE WEEK

WINNER: LOL at this chicken out looking for Rihanna and Jay Z after getting a phonecall that they were out together at a mexican restaurant. I don't care how much bleach you use hon, you will never be as fab as the princess that is Rihanna.

NOMINEES included:


Briton Berardi in these ridiculous $3,600 shoes Designed by Briton Antonio Berardi. It is said that Gwyneth Paltrow, Uma Thurman and Posh have already picked up a pair. Fashion can be uncomfortable for the person wearing it but it's not suppose to look uncomfortable to the people looking at you.
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EW

PRETTY MUCH: Another SNL Skit on the Debate

CIARA GETS A NEW JOB?

Sorry haters, she hasn't given up singing just yet. Ci visited Chicago to do some charity work with McDonalds by serving their new breakfast meal. Some of us just think she's trying to get sponsorship for her new tour as she makes it seem like she's doing more community service.

STYLE STARS

David Beckham...do we care where he is or why?



Kelly Osbourne hit the red carpet looking clean, slim and stylish..for that she gets a style star moment this week

NOTABLE AND QUOTABLE: Crackheads

[WAYNE ON HIS DRUG/ALCOHOL ADDICTION]

"Let me do me. Everybody's got their thing," he continued with frustration. "Why focus on me? Don't compare me to no one. Don't compare me to no one who has passed, and why they passed. I can walk out this b---h right now and get hit by a bus. Don't judge me. You wanna judge me, put on a black gown and get a gavel. Get in line with the rest of them that's about to judge me. I got court dates every other month. It's me against the world — that's how I feel."

TRANSLATION: 'leave me alone. i do my drugs i do my music.



[ACCORDING TO THE TABLOIDS, AMY TOLD A FRIEND THIS]

“My life is a shell of what it was. People talk to me and I just zone out. It’s like the whole world is now stillborn. Colors aren’t as bright, love doesn’t feel real. I don’t know who I am and I just feel numb.”

TRANSLATION: 'bitch go get my crack from down the street, f*ck this sober ish.'