Sunday, June 1, 2008

DID KIMBO REALLY WIN?


Kimbo (black dude)from Miami/Bahamas = best street fighter right now. He just got signed to fight professionally but doesn't really have the skill although better on the ground than I thought he would be. They found him on youtube postings of his street fights.

Yt dude came in with some nasty swelling in his ear allready. He had Kimbo (black dude) ready to pass out, then Kimbo punches his freakin ear and it starts bleeding and looks worse than it is. Not to say ref was cheating but when dude had Kimbo on the floor in the previous round and Kimbo did nothing for 1 minute...some refs would have called that too.

I think they are trying to make the sport big and make Kimbo the face of the sport so they helped him out a bit here. For a guy who didn't stand a chance he certainly give Kimbo a run for his money.

As big and bad...I think a technically skilled mix martial arts fighter can take him. I look forward to see what happens.

CRACK.....Weezy f/ Jay Z "Mr. Carter"


Looks like Jay's passing the crown to Weezy but it's clear that Weezy and his random rapping has a long way to go.....This is the best verse Jay's spit since 1996. And Jay open my eyes to the overhypeness that is crackhead Weezy. I was almost fooled. Marriage must agree with Jay. Jay murdered Weezy just like Eminem murdered him on his own track years ago...and Weezy added a 3rd verse. And Weezy's last accapella verse was jacked for Jay Z in his verse from "Lucky Me."

I LUV HIP HOP

Quotable:

IM RIGHT CHEA, IN MY CHAIR, WITH MY CROWN AND MY DEAR/
QUEEN B, AS I SHARE, MIC TIME, WITH MY HEIR/
YOUNG CARTER, GO FARTHER, GO FURTHER,GO HARDER/
IS THAT NOT WHY WE CAME, IF NOT THEN WHY BOTHER/
SHOW NO MERCY IN MARCIALAGAS/
IM FAR FROM BEING THE BASTARD THAT MARCY HAD FATHERED/
NOW MY NAME’S BEING MENTIONED WITH THE MARTYRS/
THE BIGGIES AND THE PACS, THE MARLEYS AND THE MARCUSES/
GARVEY, GOT ME A MOLITAIL COCKTAIL/
FLOW, EVEN IF YOU BOX WELL CANT STOP THE BLOWS/
KAAABOOMMM!!,THE ROC BOY IN THE ROOM/ THE DOPE BOI JUST CAME OFF THE SPOON/
ALSO, IM SO FLY IM ON AUTO/PILOT WHY GUYS JUST, STARE AT MY WARDROBE/
I SEE EUROS, THATS RIGHT PLURAL, I TOOK SO MUCH CHANGE FROM THE RAP GAME/
ITS YOUR GO/

-HOV

EXPRESS SCOOP


TRICK DADDY: signs to cash money
KAT WILLIAMS: cousin suspected of murder
KANYE: sued again for jacking someone's beats
LIL HIM: to release mixtape next month
KRS ONE AND DJ PREMIERE: headline bk festival
50 CENT: associate arrested at CN mansion for spanking woman with belt.
TI: reality show about or before going to jail on mtv
RAY J: booted from hotel for having drugs. and he hangs with whitney?
CLAY AIKEN: to be a daddy? Momma, a friend, artificially inseminated.
BEVERLY HILLS COP 4: Say it ain't so...no really please say it ain't so
BUSTA: another bodyguard shot. Maybe that's not the best gig
USHER: new face of sony walkman phone...whateva
CHARLIE SHEEN: remarries

HOT NESS OF THE WEEK


My girl ...no homo
With Oprah's ratings slipping, here comes the 'talk' princess preping for the throne.....This is the most gorgeous picture for the cover of NY Times Magazine. The girl is a my 'fine a purpose in life' inspiration.

Honorable Mention goes to:
MJB looking SCOOPLICIOUS....from head to toe

HOT MESS OF THE WEEK

40 years old, married and still wearing her hooker gear from Broad Street. Get it together Mariah.
Dear Pierce Brosnan's wife (yes pierce of the current Bond movie)...do not come out of the house in that lil bikini until you STEP YO GAME UP.... Your hubby makes the cash, you have a nanny, and you have no job...there's no excuse. And pass this on the Dwayne Wade's wife while you're at it.
Dear Jordin Nospark...shiny suits ...no no. But the most irritating is that fake azz smile

How hard can it be to put out an album when it's being written for you? Too much steriods of sumin?

MOVIE REVIEW: Sex In The City


LUV'D IT. Instead of 'lets get carried away,' the movie quote should have been 'it's not logic...it's love.' After that, I truly missed my homegirls from the Tampa Bay Area. Nothing like uninhibited conversations and blunt reactions without the threat of hurting someone's feelings. Not to mention those ears to get through life's dissapointments.

I think the crew did justice to the series, the fans, and the characters.

FAVORITE SCENES:
1. Carrie gets out of the car to confront Big after he dissapoints
2. Carrie vogue photo shoot as the song 'click flash' played
3. Charlotte having to take a poop
4. Samantha's big belly and when she fliped on homeboy for not showing up for VDAY
5. Miranda tells Steve to get it over with while he was pizzling

FAVORITE PERFORMANCE:
Has and will always be Samantha. She makes the show.

WORST PERFORMANCE:
JHUD was horrible. Hell maybe Kelly Rowland would have done a better job. We were fooled into thinking this chick was oscar worthy. But when acting amongst worse wannabe actresses....she seemed talented at the time.

MOST OBVIOUS PRODUCT PLACEMENTS:
1. Louis Vitton
2. Iphone
3. Mercedes
4. Vitamin Water
5. Oscar De la Renta

QUOTABLES:
1. "Honey even if I were in jail, I wouldn't have that....situation" (samantha on miranda's waxing issues)
2. "I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary." (samantha on carrie's marriage)
3. "Let's get it over and done with" (Miranda to Steve during sex)
4. "I curse the day you were born" (Charlotte's "harsh" words to Big)
5. "Ever thine. Ever mine. Ever ours." (Big to carrie....finally)

WTF


Homeboy still talking ish...and of all people to 50 cent staff...he's looking to get got...