SUNDAY'S EXPRESS NEWS

• AKEYS TOUR: Keys recently announced her European tour, which begins on February 25th and makes visits to cities including Glasgow, Copenhagen, Zurich, Paris and Milan. The U.S. and Canadian portion of the Alicia Keys As I Am Tour presented by Lexus kicks off on April 19th in Hampton, VA. Iconic designer Giorgio Armani will style the tour
• THE BIG O: is back on the campaign trail with Obama in California since Hillary is leading in that state. Apparently O thinks white women like her more than Hillary. I knew money made people live in the clouds but I didn't realize how high. Hope to join you one day O. I wish 'you people' the best.
• EVA MENDES: checked into rehab for substance abuse. dang is everyone on hollywood on that stuff?
• KATHERINE MCPHEE: the labelless AI second runner up is married now to that old man she was dating
• TEETH EDMONDS: aka the teeth that digs into men in music and hollywood for clout is indeed reaching out to 50 cent. However, her people say it's for a film project she wants to work with him on. 50 recently launched an independant film company at Sundance. Watch your ??? fif, i hear she bites.
• BUBBA TO GET PUNKED: rubert murdoch says that if hillary wins the D ticket he will UNLEASH a report including names and interviews of everyone Bill Clinton has had RELATIONS with over the past couple years….
• CIARA UPDATE: Will be honored by Russel Simmon's hip hop summit for her commitment to community service an empowerment. In other news, after remixing songs for Missy and Janet (both posted already) ci is reportedly being solicited to contribute to the album of other artists including: Monica, 50 cent, T-Pain, Raven (from the cosby show...yes she wants to sing too..and did you know she's worth 400 million dollars), Mario and Solange. Let's see which ones actually come about.....Wait arent Mario and Solange managed by Mathew Knowles? Aw hell to da......
• RHIANNA: also trying to put an album this December, which would show that she has released an album every year since 2005. she is currently in atlanta where she was spotted with Ciara at a patti labelle concert. [insert joke here]......you betta werq, while b*tches like mariah is still pushing her album back. Ri was named sexiest singer by victoria secret, one of hollywood's richest young stars by US weekly, and added spokesperson to the 'got milk' campaign. get is rihanna.
• JESSICA "DON'T CALL ME LATINA" ALBA: has another flop movie. her major production movie which played in 2500 theaters and all major theaters is estimated to do between 12-15 million this weekend. Black movies get that for playing half the amount of theaters. And Hannah Montanah's concert did about 30 million and showed in about 700 theaters.
• MONTEL WILLIAMS: show got cancelled. i wonder if sylvia predicted this one
• PUSHED BACK ALBUMS: mariah, nicole salesshrinker, lil wayne
• PASTRIES: people actually buy those tacky sneakers sold by the simmons sisters. gawd bless em. oh and venessa was on wendy williams and say she's a virgin at 24. rev run should be proud at this liar
• DANITY KANE: dissing keisha cole bc apparently she was rude to them several times. i expect keish to kick all dey asses in a bit. LISTEN HERE
• KELLY ROWLAND: i hear may be moving to london where she's wanted. atleast for now.
• JLO AND MARC: lil chalupas will be named Max and Emme. OMG please let me have a boy and a girl at the same time in one shot. this is best blessing ever
• GLOW IN THE DARK TOUR: Headliner Kanye West with supporting acts Rhianna, Nerd and Lupe Fiasco. This is one tour that I will be missing> Sorry Rhianna but I can't ...i just can't.
• KANYE: speaking of how come with all this hype you only certified 2 million (same as 50). and 50 sold more if counting worldwide sales. like the camel says men lie women (and i'll add that blogs lie too) but numbers don't
• JAIMIE LYNN SPEARS: as expected her show will stay on the air and they will have her character go to boarding school and she will be back after her baby is born. ah to be YT in america...
• AKEYS AND PAULA ABDUL: to do the pregame show at the superbowl. MARY is in halftime show. Jordin Sparks will do the national anthem. Jive is working overtime trying to save that flop she calls an album. great voice, no personality for that matter. we already got the one chick from destiny's child. that's the quota per decade...sorry
• GNARLS BARKLEY: new album april 2008
• PEEDI CRACK: dissing jay LISTEN HERE. did he say 'f*ckin with the same ole bitch? hell naw. i always heard dude's name but he sucks. This will be on his mixtape called "Camel Face Hunting Season." HELL TO DA.....
• RUBY DEE: i respect the lady as much as the next but what in her performance in American Gangsta warranted a SAG award? not a damn thing. It would have made better sense to give their token Denzel an award.
• FAT JOE: owes the IRS close to 100,000 dollars in back taxes. I thought he said his beef with 50 got him a lot of money? clearly not enough