Showing posts with label b*tch please. Show all posts
Showing posts with label b*tch please. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION!!!!!


The Knowles are not happy that Rihanna is getting all the media attention. After trying to stage photos of Beyonce at Kelly Rowland's Bday party (days after Kelly announced she's leaving the Knowles management) to no avail, they had Solange show up to fashion week with a sheer black dress exposing her nipples (seen above). That only attracted some random blogs so now we get this:
Solange Knowles was admitted to hospital when she collapsed after downing flu pills on a flight out of New York on Tuesday night.

In a series of Twitter postings during the flight, she told fans how she had swallowed NyQuil tablets to treat a cold. She wrote: "I took a nyquil and i think maybe im getting high off it because im not sleeping. maybe i should close my eyes..."

Minutes later she added, "think im certified loosing (sic) it on nyquil. going to sleep before i start freestyling on the plane... omg (Oh my God) i didnt know nyquil could do this to you. i took the pills tho. cant stomach cough syrup. trying to be proactive on this flight."

She then added: "Never taking nyquil again. I feel so weird."
The singer left further apparently random messages about various musicians and having "freezing" feet, before a break of three hours.
She then logged on again and wrote: "Woaah...... How'd I end up in the hospital?

Woke up to 8 random people over me, laid out on the floor in baggage claim!... Guess I passed out! Scary. Hooked up to IV now . Apparantly I'm super dehydrated.
"I've never passed out before. S**t was like the movies. People standing over me saying 'hello'... My mom is the best. LOL (laugh out loud). She's like 'Ain't nothing wrong with this girl, she need some water and rest... Pull up the car!' LOL

"I'm like still in shock. I've never passed out before. Think it was the nyquil too. I felt weird when I woke up. This has been the day from hell. I'm done with the second IV. I just want to get in the bed and lay with (son) Julez. That's all I want.

The singer later confirmed she had been released following treatment, writing: "I'm out! yay!... they let me go..... Rest. Water. Rest. Water."


The desperation is toooo obvious

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Friday, January 30, 2009

BISH GO AWAY


Maniston is trying to be a presenter at the Oscars. I say if you've never made a movie recognized by the Oscars, your a** shouldn't be there. What a joke

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

B*TCH PLEASE: Heather Mills



Heather Mills has decided it would be appropriate to compare herself to her “friend” Hillary Clinton.

“When you marry a Beatle, you marry 120 million fans who are also madly in love with him. This has meant years of hurtful and untrue press… my friends remind me that this happens to many strong, successful women. I’ve watched my friend Hillary Clinton go through a hell of a time and still come out on top due to her strength.”


Bish you are no Hillary Clinton.

Monday, November 24, 2008

BISH PLEASE




How are the blogs treating you these days?
I try to stay away from them. Initially they were great, and they just got worse and worse. I don't think people can see who you are from seven episodes that are one hour each.

What do you say to people who call you a gold digger?
They can know that when I married my ex-husband he made $22,000 dollars a year and I was a nurse and a waitress. I knew nothing about what Big Poppa had [financially] for six to nine months. I've been rich and I've been poor and God can take it and give it. Buying the Escalade, I mean good God. People are all going to talk. The check didn't bounce, I still have the car -- nice try people.

What is a typical day for you?
I have an amazing life. My girls go to a private school, and then I come home and have my coffee and chill out. I'm always with my girlfriends. I'm working with a new record label, I have lunch with my girlfriends, pick up my kids and then it's homework time.

New record label?
WEG Records. It's an independent label and they are re-negotiating my contract at this time.

What happened with Dallas Austin?
I have not spoken to him to comment at this point. The way he appeared on the show was definitely not his true character, and it wasn't a good portrayal of what was going on. It's become a joke and he has worked with some major people. I don't blame him at all for what he's saying.

Did you feel misrepresented at any time?
Yes, absolutely. It's for entertainment. My singing career was not an accurate portrayal of me singing. And I drink in every episode it seems. I do love wine but for God's sake! I'm a loyal friend and the way it was portrayed it didn't necessarily show that.

What's going on with Big Papa?
I called off my engagement. The big news is that we are no longer together. I tried to avoid him being on the show. He wasn't kept a secret for any other reason. He is estranged from his wife. There has been so much speculation, and it's funny to me.

How has your life changed since the show went on the air?
Oh lord. Well, I've had to get tougher skin for sure. I take everything kind of personally. I lived my life with my girls, and I no longer have that luxury. Of course you get recognized all the time, which I love. My older one reads the blogs. She's 11. I tell them just to remain true to who they are.

How are things between you, NeNe, Lisa and the rest of the ladies? The reunion looks pretty heated.
Drama drama drama. Some stuff took its toll. It's, “she said, she said.” I'm closest to Sheree at this point. I really like her. It's not exhausting to be around her. NeNe and I are working it out, and Lisa and I are not necessarily speaking at this point.

Are you really 29? Set us straight.
I'm actually 30, and [the controversy] is hilarious to me. In some of the clips there was a ton of makeup on me. In some of the footage I look like I'm 50 years old. I'm 30. I'm like a size 2. People tell me I'm so much prettier in person. TV makes you look so much different. I'm working on shooting a cover of Playboy. I guess 30 ain't that bad.

Will you do another season?
Absolutely. Given the opportunity, I want people to see more of my true character.

Final thoughts?
It's cheesy. It's entertainment. People take stuff to heart. Can you believe I'm the only white woman on the show? I don't even see it that way. It's never been an issue; with the girls or I. it just is what it is. They picked the blond one too. About as white as you can get. It's been a great experience. I don't regret it at all.

And you can hear her 'singing' by clicking HERE

Monday, June 23, 2008

B*TCH PLEASE: Lil Bow Wow's Mama


[ON HER FLOP ALBUM]
"I was definitely disappointed with the numbers," she told SOHH about her sales figures....

My fan base is out of this world and the youth really look up to me and I know for a fact my album wasn't promoted correctly because people would come up to me like, 'Oh your album is out?' Or, 'This is the second one?' She said. It's really disturbing to know that I signed with a company that didn't promote my record properly. Highly disturbing.

Lil Mama said she didn't think Jive had a right to be all that upset about the disc's performance.

The number of albums that they shipped out shows their prediction," she quipped.


Umn b you must be out of your mind. You are releasing another video this week. In all you've released more singles on Jive than Ciara (who is the highest selling female artist on that label in the past 4 years)...are you out of your mind blaming Jive for your wackness? Get the f outta here.

Friday, June 20, 2008

B*TCH PLEASE: Elise Neal


“We weren’t even boyfriend and girlfriend. I guess I’m a different type of woman. If I didn’t say I’m trying to take this thing further with you and a man doesn’t say I’m trying to take this thing further with you, then I don’t assume [anything]. I stick to what I’ve decided. I’m not the kind of person who thinks it’s going to go somewhere because we’ve been hanging out for a year. I’m not like that. I’m like a guy that way. I think things should be discussed and decided on. I enjoyed hanging out with him, and I think he enjoyed hanging out with me (but you’ll have to ask him that). I didn’t expect it to be a “white picket fence” I’m not delusional.”


TRANSLATION: 'As you know I gave out free **** with no commitment. I know you cut me off but I really want you to call me. Call me please.'

Bum b*tches...when they think you gotta girl then they want you more.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

B*TCH PLEASE: Angie Stone


Well, you know it goes back to the very beginning. If you were light skinned you were in, if you were dark skinned you were out. It very well works that way in the industry.

You see very [few] dark skinned people on top of the game. Most of the superstars are very fair or mullatto people. You can check your stats. It works that way in the film world too. I have lost almost every single opportunity to star in a film to Macy Gray or Jill Scott because they’re light and I’m dark.

Okay now you've done done it biatch. There are 5 people in entertainment you don't mess with here on PS...Jill Scott is one of them. First off Jill is not light skinned; Second, you are not attractive; Third, you have a nasty attitude....and for all those reasons you will always lose to Jill "the goddess" Scott. Ya lame

Thursday, April 17, 2008

B*TCH PLEASE: Heather Mills



This pathetic, nasty, golddigging, one-legged heffa says she has no regrets about pouring water on ex hubby Paul McCartney's lawyer while in court. This is what she says:

“Mrs Shackleton said something under her breath so I cleansed and baptised her. I thought she looked fantastic. It did her the world of good. I have no regrets. I’m arguing with the judge on a daily basis about the fact that he should release the transcripts because he made a virtually one-sided judgement. When you read the transcripts they are completely the opposite.

We’ll get there in the end and the truth always outs in the end. I’m fighting to be able to clear my name. I have three libel cases that I’ll fight and I need the transcripts to come out so the truth can be made. I will fight for that.” (On Paul McCartney) I think he’s got three different girlfriends so I wish them all the best of luck. Better them than me.”


ARRRGGGHHHHH.....

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

B*TCH PLEASE: Justin Timber puss*



[WHILE INTRODUCING MADONNA TO BE INDUCTED INTO THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME]
"The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have even dated a couple."


TRANSLATION: 'I have room to talk. i am a wigga calling someone a wannabe. I have the nerve to criticize the person who made me because of interest in my relationship with her. As I have swagger jacked every rnb / pop negro star from the last century.'

Thursday, February 28, 2008

B*TCH PLEASE: JoJo


[ON TURNING DOWN THE HANNAH MONTANAH ROLE THAT NOW BELONGS TO MILEY CYRUS]
Another mistake that is stated on the Wikipedia page is that I turned down the Hannah Montanna role because of my hectic schedule. This is not true. I was not interested in doing a television show like that because I did not want to be that kind of artist. I am more concerned with being a legitimate artist; not one created for the captive tween audience, from a television show. They were going to use the same formula that they did with Hillary Duff and her show, and I did not want to be a manufactured artist. I wanted to do it on my own; the old fashioned way; with talent, determination, and hard work, and without a television show, which is fed to the tween masses. This is the same reason I have turned down every reality show that has been offered to me, since I signed my record deal. For me, it is about integrity.
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TRANSLATION: 'I have no career so my excuse for that is that I want to be a 'real' artist.'

Friday, February 22, 2008

B*TCH PLEASE: Some Video Ho


[THE VIDEO HO FROM KANYE'S NEW VIDEO RESPONDS TO PEOPLE HATING ON IT]
“This video will go over a lot of people’s heads — and it’s supposed to. I think it’s great that it does. Because Kanye is just on another level; he’s ahead of his time, in a sense. So all the third-graders who come home from school and want to watch videos and snap their fingers and all that, they’re probably gonna think, ‘That video is wack, but that chick got a fat a–.’ And that’s fine. But people in higher positions, they’re gonna see something different. They’re gonna get it, people who are thinkers.”


TRANSLATION: 'Kanye gave me some that night and told me i was smart. He said I can shake my ass in videos for a living and have the nerve to tell people they are dumb for not liking that video. He told me he was a genius. He said he I was his best too.'

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

B*TCH PLEASE: Natelie Cole




“I'm going on record as an artist who is able to critique [Amy Winehouse]. I think she has a great talent, but I don't agree with the Grammys giving her those nods. I think it sends the wrong message, that even in the midst of her stupor of drugs she can get nominated for all these awards. It's a slap in the face to musicians and artists who work very hard that they turn around and give it to someone who really obviously doesn't have a grasp of what she has. I've been in this business over 25 years and I sacrificed five years of my own life on drugs and almost lost my life because of it. So I take great offence to almost see someone getting glory out of being in the position that they're in – she needs to get her life together and embrace her craft, she will lose it if she doesn't get it together.”

TRANSLATION: 'my lame ass used my dad and his song for a hit and snorting cocaine for most of my life so i feel justified in noting who should or should not get grammy nominations.'

Monday, February 4, 2008

B*TCH PLEASE: Kelly Rowland

OMG, this was in the NY Post this morning:

January 31, 2008 -- WHEN Kelly Rowland can't hit a high note, she calls in the big guns. The former Destiny's Child member recently recorded a song in New York with Gym Class Heroes front man Travis McCoy, but struggled to hit one high note. So she called up her best pal Beyoncé, who showed up within the hour with six armed bodyguards in tow. She gave Rowland tips and coached her until she got it.

My people and C&D had the perfect pic to describe this lame. I'm sorry to say that this chick disgust me. It's just too much. I can't, I can't...

picture and reference source