GHETTO ACTIVITY: Keisha Cole and Monica

Over at my girl Nicole Bitchie's site I came across this video. Keisha Cole apparently is now stalking Young Jeezy. Showed up at a club he was performing in and had this to say.

BAMA OF THE DAY: R Kelly

This new look is suppose to make R Kelly look less like pedifile and more like a _____________. Ew

BAMA OF THE WEEK: Superdelegate Kwame Kilpatrick

Props to 'THAT CHICK' prosecutor Kym Worthy for getting in that azz. I could have told negroes this man was a fool but you can't say anything to a negro about an educated black man, married to a black woman, financially taking care of his kids, and claiming to know Jesus.

As for the wife, far be it for me to get on her for staying with her scumbag of a hubby but the issue is not his jump offs (yes that's plural meaning more than one)but rather him stealing from his city.

BAMA OF THE DAY: Khia

Khia has the nerve to call Janet out as though she could ever compare. This biatch is delusional. Second the song sucked so you didn't make it better. You'll never be lil Kim biatch so stop hating

BAMA OF THE WEEK: DMX

This is too funny. DMX is a nutcase. Everyone got jokes. Here’s a snippet about how X feels about the ‘08 Presidential election:

Are you following the presidential race?

Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.

His name is Barack?!Barack Obama,

yeah.Barack?!

Barack.What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.

Barack Obama?Yeah.What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.

I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…

Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack."

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BAMA OF THE WEEK

ANTM's Eva Pigford flying coach. You are officially off the "C" list and now at the "D."

BILL OREILLY WANTS TO LYNCH MICHELLE OBAMA?

I wonder if this will be traced back as negative campaigning by the Clinton party?
This is what 50 cent had to say about this man who called him a pinhead for his comment about America and a black president:

told you that peice a shit was some one to watch out for and
he is fucked up it will come out its just a matter of time

HOT MESSES OF THE WEEK

WINNER: LIL JOHN LOOKING NASTY AT SUNDANCE

Others recognized this week include:

John Mayer, who says he's a serious artist but is caught in public with Hannah Montana. Sorry this is a conflict.