JOHN MAYER FANTASIZES ABOUT ANGELINA WHEN MANISTON IS GIVING HIM HEAD

[In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine way back in September 2006, John Mayer Talked about Blow Jobs and Angelina Jolie]

"Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie," he said. "I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left – just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, 'You greedy mother-cker, I've got nothing for you.'"

TRANSLATION: Jennifer Anniston, you are just a loser and I'm using to see if Angie will steal me from you too.

YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER LIL WAYNE IS AN IDIOT

He got a deal with ESPN to blog so he says:

I got ESPN tattooed on my arm. I’ve had it for at least three months now, so that should show you how seriously I’m gonna take this.

source

WOW QUOTE:

[WHAT CREATOR OF CARTOON THE BOONDOCKS AARON MCGRUDER SAID ABOUT OBAMA]

On the eve of President Barack Obama's inauguration, McGruder is "cautiously pessimistic" about the presidency.

"I don't think you're going to see any dramatic change from Barack Obama," said McGruder, who wore a "Boondocks" T-shirt over a black long-sleeve shirt and jeans. "I'm hoping he proves me completely wrong."

On the topic of race and ethnicity, McGruder said that to him, Obama is not black because he is not a descendant of a slave.

"The person who is one of us in the White House is Michelle Obama and her momma," McGruder said.

I must say I was shocked that this wasn't the general consensus by black america earlier in Barack's campaign given the divide between Black Americans and Black Africans (i guess one thinks they are better than the other)...I'm just shocked it came from him. Needless to say, even though many recommended I watch the show, I sure WON'T be watching is now. And does he really want to go there with the 'one of us' thing. Is he 'one of us?' Just saying

NEGRO PLEASE: Maniston

[AGAIN ON ANGELINA'S COMMENT THAT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH BRAD ON THE SET OF MR & MRS SMITH]

"Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn't quite confirmed at the time," Jennifer told the GQ scribe. "But listen... You sit there and you... No. No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? Well, how do I say this?... Considering the source, nothing surprises me."

This bish

NEGRO PLEASE: Kanye

“Nobody really wants to recognize that Beyoncé is a f***ing living legend and that she is just as great, if not greater, than the artists that we had in the past…that she’s probably greater than Tina Turner.”

I guess he's trying to redeem himself from the Rihanna comparison to Bey. But negro please, Tina's got more talent in her left toe than Bey in her entire orchestrated, queen of jacking, overrated body.

SAY WHAT?

[CHRIS BROWN IS REALLY SMELLING RIHANNA'S JUICES AS OF LATE. READ WHAT HE SAID ABOUT USHER]

“Usher is a good dancer and he’s a great guy but when it comes to dancing I think I’m better. I don’t mean to sound arrogant but I know I could take him on the dance floor.”

B*TCH PLEASE

[ON SWAGGA JACKIN LADY GAGA]

You know, that’s funny that you mention that.This person [Lady Gaga] was just brought to my attention not too long ago. I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman. I just wasn’t sure. I really don’t spend any time on the Internet, so I guess I live a little under a rock in that respect.

No this lame bish did not. It's because of your triffling ways why you will always be second to britney. Ya fake azz, not living up to your potential, fuggin for tracks wannabe. How dare you. Lieing azz bish.

NEGRO PLEASE

Janet Jackson has revealed why she and Def Jam executives parted ways. She states it is because she refused to be the new Sade.
Janet says she cut all ties to her record label in September, and now she’s talking about the final straw that made her seek a new direction in her career.
She says,

“There were some people who didn’t like the direction I took with this album (Discipline). They wanted me to sound more like Sade, but I’m not ready for that just yet. I love doing dance songs and I think my fans expect that of me.”

Noone in their right mind would want you to do anything other than dance record. Def Jam and LA Reid are not stupid. You's a lie.

NEGRO PLEASE

[BEYAKI ON THE INAUGURATION]

"I'm there. I can't wait. I feel like all of us, we're ready to do whatever we have to do. Whatever they want — if they need me to volunteer, they need me to sing, I'm there, and I'm ready," a giddy Beyonce said in an interview the day after Barack Obama made history in becoming the nation's first elected black president.

This desperate bish .....Mathew must be having a hard time locking this gig. But clearly the negro infatuation and Jigga man's 'johnson' has her smelling herself a lil much lately. Maybe if JHUD isn't up to it but not even. I know she was salty when JHUD got to do the anthem..Alicia Keys, Aretha Franklyn, Mariah Carey come to mind when I think, classy inauguration. However I will be sure to catch you at the local swap meat concert though. Or better yet the 'drop it like it's hot' contest.

NEYO HAS DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH

This is not news to me but...

It's not enough he steady insults the 2 in interviews now he's letting the world know they were hooked up by their record labels seeing as how right before they got together the label wanted him to hook up with her but he wouldn't sell his soul. whateva nukka. But he says overtime it's become real between the 2.
[WHEN ASKED IF CHRIS AND RIBOT ARE ENGAGED]

I think I would know if they were! Ri and Chris are both really good friends of mine. I don’t think she knows that she shouldn’t wear a ring on that finger.I have to be honest and say that when I first heard that they were together I didn’t think it was real. Just months prior to them starting dating record companies were trying to put me with Rihanna to build up some controversy.They’ve been trying to do it with me for years but I refuse to sell my soul.

But I’ve hung out with them so much that I know that it’s the real deal and they’re in a relationship. They tear hair out of each other and argue.I’ve seen them kiss and make up like other couples do. I’ve seen the ups and downs.

TRANSLATION: I'm mad I'm not in a showmance bc noone is paying attention to me now.

NEGRO PLEASE

[WISDOM FROM THE SELF PROCLAIMED MARTIAN......]

You’ve been documented as saying that you would charge your sister [$75,000 for a verse], is that a true statement?
Hell yeah. The first rule in business is there is no emotion, there is no love. It’s business.

How hard is it now to keep that same credo?
It’s not hard at all. It’s easier. It’s easier to tell you no if you about to come at me with that. Check Billboard, I’m number one right now. Respect me right now, wait for later. You want me on a song that bad respect that. I’m that nigga. You want that nigga on your song, pay for it like it’s that nigga. You go in the store and it’s that jacket that you want, leather, mink or whatever, it’s that real shit, though. Pay for it, get it.

Every MC that’s great, outside of sales, has had to have blood on their hands from dealing with other MCs. If you look at our generation, you look at Eminem, Jay-Z and Nas, they have all had these epic battles. Do you feel like you’re missing that from your arsenal?
I’m the new-age artist. I don’t beef. I do the song, smile, do a few dance moves, put on nice clothes, wear cologne. I don’t want to beef with you. I don’t want my music to have to go towards how I feel about you or how I feel about your music. That’s not music. Music is supposed to make the listener feel a certain way. That’s what I’m dedicated to, making your heart, making your mind, feel a certain way when you hear me. And not making a some person feel a certain way when they hear me.

What are you reading right now to help you…I don’t read a damn thing. That’s why I don’t write music. I’m too cool to be reading and writing…I’m a very intelligent nigga. I can read like a motherfucka. I don’t want motherfuckas to think I’m illiterate.

You’re in college so…
I don’t read, other than that shit.

But we talking about books for leisure.
Nah, I’ve done that like once or twice. It’s just not my thing. I’m not into made-up stories.

You know how people get together and they like, “Yo, you read…”I’m not even in that conversation circle. That would be crazy, I can’t answer nothing so why would I sit there and talk? I ain’t read no books. I sit and watch ESPN all day. I can tell you what happened in sports. I do what floats my boat. If you trying to figure out where I get this talk, that’s me. I’m born with that. I don’t have no brothers, no sisters. My brother is 6-years-old. My dad ain’t never had one of those. And the one I called pops, he passed. My momma, she do her cooking thing. I’m an intelligent nigga,. I just refuse to be dumb.

Is it because you were surrounded by…
No, ‘cuz my father made me this way. My father is God. I thank him everyday and night. I think I’m the perfect example of…of…pure. Meaning not planned, not scheduled, not practiced. You know how white people practice to be smart, intelligent and all that shit? You know as black people we like a certain child, a certain way, and all that will have you believing that you have to do that. Just like a motherfucka might think you have to train to be a great football player, and some nigga just walk on the team and catch 100 passes. Now we know this nigga forever, know what I mean? Shit like that so, I am the definition of pure. I have no reasons why I am the way I am. -Datwon Thomas

WTF!!!!!!!

Negroes around the country can gasp

DUMB N*GGA QUOTE OF THE DAY

[WAYNE ON THE 'A MILLIE' BEAT AND ALL THE FREESTYLES]

It's glorious. I like every last one of them, too. I'll let you in on a secret: If you pay attention, I never say nothing about a mill but one time: "A million here, a million there..." I just keep saying, "Muthaf**ka I'm ill..." I thought that b**ch was saying "I'm illy."

NEGRO PLEASE: Tierra Marie

[CAT FIGHT]

And when the subject turned to Rihanna, Teairra got downright catty. Teairra took offense to some comments Rihanna made to Atlanta’s Peach magazine regarding her dismissal from the Roc. Rihanna said, “You have to be good to people. I could very easily say its all karma…”

“They asked her how she felt playing second fiddle to me, which I never felt [she was]. She had the number-one song in the country on Hot 100; I didn’t, so she couldn’t be playing second fiddle to me. When I heard that I was upset, like, ‘Why would she ever go there? Keep my name out your mouth, sweetie.”

Uhm...until you get a hit, you can't say ish about pop princess Rihanna. Take the blow and keep it moving

NEGRO PLEASE: Chance from I love NY

It was like having sex with a stuffed animal—with those fake eyes and fake hair. A stuffed animal with a real set of you-know-what. It feels like having sex with an oversize Cabbage Patch. You got silicone parts that are made for toys.

Chance’s advice for New York…
Stop kissing so many damn guys, man. Relax. Take it slow. Don’t put no more plastic parts on you, because you ain’t a toy. Unless you want to be my toy again. That’s aight, then. Come on down. You know where to find me. But New York, be safe out there. You’re a good person. Stallionaires love you.

That's how you win her back. **shakes head**

NEGRO PLEASE: Kate Moss

"I was never anorexic, so I was never that skinny, I was never bony-bony, But I remember thinking, 'I don't want to be this skinny," US Weekly quoted the model, as saying.

The model revealed the back stage scenario at the shows, which played a very big role in ruining her food intake for long hours.

"You go to a show, and there's no food at all, so if you're doing shows back to back, you can forget eating, I remember standing up in the bath one day, and there was a mirror in front of me, and I was so thin!

"I hated it, I never liked being that skinny," she said.

NEGRO PLEASE: Jessica Simpson

[JESSICA RESPONDS TO CARRIE UNDERWOOD'S CLAIM THAT TONY ROMO STILL CALLS HER]

"Tony and I both laughed at that. [It's not true] I checked his call log,"

What a dumb bish. Any real bish knows not to brag about their man being faithful. Especially out right denying claims from another woman. Have we learned nothing from Hillary.

NEGRO PLEASE: Jessica Simpson

[THIS DUMB BISH SAID SHE WAS ABUSED...HERE'S WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT]

Jessica Simspon made headlines earlier this month when she talked about being abused in a interview for the September 2008 edition of Elle Magazine. The star refused to elaborate despite some gentle prodding, but the truth behind Jessica’s painful abuse secret lies in the bullying she experienced as a shy high schooler growing up in Texas, a new tabloid report claims.

“Most people believe Jessica is talking about being abused by a former boyfriend…..Jessica was abused as a teenager while attending J.J Pearce High School in Richardson, Texas-long before she met Nick Lachey or any of her ex-boyfriends,” an Enquirer source reveals.

Jealous cassmates reportedly bullied the busty Jess because they were jealous of the showstopping figure that would one day propell the singer’s image as an international sex symbol.

“Jessica was well-developed, and every guy in high school wanted her and practically every girl hated her,” an insider explains.

“Jessica put on a brave face, but it was a campaign of terror that just devastated her.”

“A nasty clique of girls constantly spread rumors about Jessica, and one that spread like wildfire was that she was gay.”

I'm gonna pop this chick. Ashly Simpson > this bish

NEGRO PLEASE: Rosanne Barr

[ROSANNE MAD THAT ANGELINA SAYS SHE'S INDEPENDANT AND HASN'T JUMPED ON THE OBAMA BANDWAGON JUST YET]

“John Voight your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a fuck about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more.”

Bish even if it was 3 millie out of 40 millie that's 8%. And they're adopting. What are you doing ya overstretched trailer park ham?

**UPDATE**
[LIFESTYLES POSTED ANGELINA'S ESTRANGED FATHER JOHN VOIGHT ...AND MCCAIN SUPPORTER RESPONSE]

NEGRO PLEASE: Scarlette Jo

[ON CONTROVERSY ABOUT HER EMAILING OBAMA]

"It seemed to me to be like a product of extreme sexism, and I kept thinking to myself, 'God, if this was just, like, Kal Penn or George Clooney or any of the other (Obama) surrogates or supporters … there wouldn't be (any) question about it. Nobody would even talk about it…I was merely trying to express my delight at Obama's commitment to his campaign in every aspect and his interest and his support (in) his surrogates and his staff and his fellows, and how wonderful and refreshing that is. And it was manipulated into such an unfortunate media frenzy of kind of a nonstory."

**Michelle the 2 bishes you need to watchout for...tyra banks and scarlett jo. Those bishes are obviously trying your azz between tyra acting like she's you in bed with obama in the new harpers bazarr and scarlett sending him email both need to be checked.**