Thursday, July 10, 2008

ANTM CONTESTANT GETS AN ACTUAL MODELING GIG


Most of them have become actors and tv personalities but Dani is still working.
Saks Fifth Avenue announced that the new collection of Tory Burch is available for purchase. Guess who's a part of the gig...22-year-old Danielle "Dani" Evans, winner of America's Next Top Model, Cycle 6. Remember her?
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GUNIT VIDEO GAME


Blood On The Sand...

Gunit flies to some vague Middle Eastern country to play a benefit concert, get stiffed for their payment (a diamond-encrusted skull, no less), and end up embroiled in a massive firefight with several warring factions over the aforementioned bling. Along the way, expect plenty of pithy quips (all recorded by Gunit), and according to the producer, perhaps even a little romance (50 falls for a shorty in a burka?).

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

BILLBOARD SAYS: MEN LIE WOMEN LIE #S DON'T


TOP 10 ALBUMS
#1 : Tha Carter 3 (Lil' Wayne) (who would have thunk it. Wayne back on top. with only 150k sold this week...sales are really down)

#2 : Viva La Vida Or Death And His Friends (Coldplay)

#3 : Camp Rock (Various Performers)

#4 : T.O.S. (G Unit) (with 102k..for someone else this maybe good but since 50 talks a lot of ish...it's considered poor sales...their last album sold 337k in the first week. still this is a bigger debut than another other rap group this decade so far so lets put things into perspective)

#5 : Live In Los Angeles (John Mayer / John Mayer Trio)

#6 : Now 28 (Various Performers)

#7 : Rock N Roll Jesus (Kid Rock)

#8 : Here I Stand (Usher) (Not bad except...it's been about a month and you're not close to platnum. the second single sucks and the only reason you're in the top 10 is because sales are down across the board)

#9 : Good Girl Gone Bad (Rihanna) (amazing after the rerelease and still in the top 10. she managed to go platnum and it looks like def jam wants to make 2x platnum. i say if you get all that press and still need all those singles and a rerelease to do so...something's wrong)

#10: Indestructible (Disturbed)

TOP SINGLES
1 KATY PERRY I KISSED A GIRL
2 LIL WAYNE LOLLIPOP
3 LEWIS*LEONA BLEEDING LOVE - SINGLE
4 RIHANNA TAKE A BOW (she is turning out the be the premiere black female artist of this haLF of the decade...with all these top singles she may actually sell a lot come her next album. she's the new beyonce...she also has another song 'disturbia' cowritten by chris brown at #11. this will be chris' first written credit).
5 JONAS BROTHERS BURNIN' UP
6 COLDPLAY VIVA LA VIDA
7 PLIES BUST IT BABY PT. 2
8 CHRIS BROWN FOREVER (his publicist sent out some email about all his teen choice awards nominations and singles that have been in the top 10 including that nonsense with jordan nospart...way to make yourself appear more important than you really are. you're an urban act having a showmance with an international superstar...lets be clear)
9 DEMI LOVATO & JOE J THIS IS ME
10 NATASHA BEDINGFIELD POCKETFUL OF SUNSHINE

TOP URBAN SINGLES
1 KEYSHIA COLE HEAVEN SENT (Keisha rules the urban singles charts)
2 LIL WAYNE A MILLI
3 PLIES BUST IT BABY PT. 2
4 THE-DREAM I LUV YOUR GIRL
5 CHRIS BROWN TAKE YOU DOWN

MOVIE REVIEW: Hancock


So If you know me you know I will not pay my or my man's money to go see a Will Smith film...that's what dvds are for. Therefore I can't give a true review. But after a few interviews and reading some reviews here's 8 items summarizing the movie:

1. They say it's about the first black superhero...so i guess the likes of green lantern and spawn never existed in the light of will smith. just like how silky weaves never existed before beyonce.

2. The hollywood promoted "first" black superhero just happens to be a criminal, alcoholic, angry, poop mouth, scrub...

3. The 'mind' behind the superhero, who cares for him and is actually the one who wants to save the planet...is not black. This is the man who makes hancock more 'acceptable'(transform him from a 50 cent type black to a ...will smith type black)

4. Hancock only maintains power by staying away from the blonde...did i mention she's his wife.

5. But the stereotype goes beyond him...turns out Hancock "master" and wife also have the powers..and was hancocks long lost love... but was a selfish bish and wanted a normal life instead of helping people so she suppressed her power and stayed with the master for an easier life..she just wanted to be a good house wife.

6. Instead of casting a black woman to show that Hancock moved on...a bird was casted as his companion...an actual bird

7. But don't fret..they casted negroes as the blacks and Latinos who hate Hancock because they are criminals....hence mike epps doing what he does best...playing the regular negro.

8. So to get this right, there's Iron man who is so smart he creates the anti war weapon...superman saves all through his power of flying...batman etc. and then there's Hancock.....

Thanks to Sohh for most of the inspiration

'HO'S GET AIRED OUT BY JEN THE PEN


Here's the Background:

Jen the pen was on Damon Dash's reality show to be a personal assistant and lost. However, she became an assistant to a prominent song writer in the industy...and still is. Through her social networking skills she soon hooked up with GUnit/50 cent DJ Whoo Kid and is featured on their satellite radio show. She does the gossip and offcourse has inside scoop.

I assume 50 sent his 'favorite white girl' to do the interview above to air out Wacksi from 106 and the chick that tried to clown Ciara.

She talks about how Rocsi from 106 is a ho. Story tells that she tried to hook up with 50 and when she couldn't get in she slept with his DJ Whoo Kid (who offcourse made it known to the world that he got 50's left over groupie). She also has hooked up with, Mims, and that one mississippi rapper (see 3 6 mafia interview below..it's the dude that got clowned in the beginning. Jen informs that she also dizzled Roy Williams (kelly rowland's ex fiance). dang

Jen also talks about the 2 bishes that tried to call Bow Wow out.
-Ho #1 said Chow Wow was stalking her...Chow Wow responded with a video of the ho on his tour bus
-hooker #2, Rita G said Chow Wow wanted her more than Ciara and tried to talk to her at allstar weekend while Ciara was there. Chow Wow responded that he'd never met the bish in his life and that never happened.

Offcourse Jen the Pen went in on her....'As if someone would diss Ciara for a girl who sells her vagina...'

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C LIST CELEB COUPLE ALERT



Young Berg and Jaslen from Top Model. ....Random

3 6 MAFIA CLOWNS NAKIA SHINE


The video explains. Nakia is a fellow memphis dj/rapper who showed up at the 3 6 signing and some ish started as 3 6 accused him of pretending to be an up north dude and then switched tunes when NY saw through his phoniness and he didn't go anywhere. He wanted 3 6 to support him. Didn't he pizzle Wacksi from 106npark? Bum bishes in the industry, I tell you.