GRAMMY RECAP: 8 THINGS TO POINT OUT ABOUT THE GRAMMYS

1. AMY WINEHOUSE: 10 years in the biz and finally...grammy queen w/ her 5 awards....winning record of the year moment was priceless....good performance and she wasn't even high during her performance so imagine the dancing when she is high. the chick has more swag than most of these rnb chicks in the game sans fantasia and keisha for sure. note to keisha...see, you don't have to lame your game to get recognition. shout out to the brits for displaying better talent than that fake a** joss stone
2. WINNERS: overall everything was on point. sorry missy couldn't get you an award keish but hopefully you'lll be around longer. other than that i guess i agree with most of it. except amy was robbed for album of the year. they should give people awards when they deserve it not for years of work. that was some bullsh*t. but as long as Fonzy Qwest didn't get it, i'm good.
3. KANYE WEST: who the f*ck does this negro think he is. just because you throw an african country or social issue in one verse of a song it doesn't make you important or lyrical. you got great production and total overhypeness from the negroes. that's about it. your lame ass should have been cut off for trying to use your mom to get them to stop the music. a real dude like nas can't get his glory and is being overshadowed by this nonsense. thank goodness he only won in negro categories. they cut off sinatra one your so sit yo negro overhyped ass down.
4. PERFORMANCES carrie underwood and rihanna; **fingers pisces love***even though rihanna sang umbrella and wore a broom....WE DA BEST. akeys; i love this chick as much as the next man but seriously, 2 performances wtf.
5. NO SHOWS: i guess the rumors that mary and janet were boycotting was true. esp if they will have people doing 2 performances and not giving them airtime. arrgh @ the politics
6. RIHANNA AND JAY Z: = CHEMISTRY . look on solange's face = PRICELESS.
7. THAT GIRL AND TINA TURNER: wtf. i guess this will satisfy the negroes but give me a break. lol @ tina's botoxed face and a stiff neck. atleast aretha depends on her voice so she can still bring it at 400 pounds. tina you depend on your image and this was not a good look. i dont care if your are 80 years old. and for 'that girl', take note... if your legs are as big as your thighs you need to let those poom poom shorts go. you're already on your way to looking like a linebacker. second, damn tina has lost her swag. third, both those hags almost triped. fourth wtf @ the lame so called tribute in the beginning to others and then calling tina the queen and lol @ janet name being called among all the old hags. and didn't diana ross tell that bitch not to speak her name EVER. What an overhyped anticlimactic moment and waste of 3 minutes. another place mary could have performed
8. GRAMMY COUNT: milli vanilli (2) beyonce (5) cindi loper (1) modanna (1 after 20 years)rihanna (1 in 3 years) ciara (1 in first year for collabo with missy) britney (1) vs. ****UPDATE***

MARY (2, in 15 years, including one for method man's song and not her own); INDIA (1); TUPAC (0) 50(O) NAS (o) DIANA ROSS (0); BOB MARLEY (0); JACKIE WILSON (0); FOUR TOPS (0); JANIS JOPLIN (0) JIMI HENDRIX (0); SLY & THE FAMILY STONE (0); AALIYAH (0); BON JOVI (0); BJORK (0); JEWEL (O); BRIAN MCKNIGHT (O) JAHEIM (O); BUDDY HOLLY (0) QUEEN (0) TORI AMOS (O) ................................LMAO