EXPRESS NEWS:

• JLO: due anyday now has an estimated 120k nursery for her twins and has the hospital doing a 'pink code' drill in case someone tries to kidnap the babies. ah to be rich and outrageous
• WHITNEY UPDATE: album will be out this year. 4th quarter.
• KEISHA COLE UPDATE: album will be out this year. 4th quarter....
• CHRISTINA: has dumped her load and is gearing up to start work on a new album. Thankfully she's giving up the old school sound and it will not be a double album either. NO MORE RED LIPSTICK. Looking forward to it.
• JANET: as much as it's better than the last i am predicting you will catch a brick on this album too. i've heard some things that i'm not please with as far as your business tactics. karma's is a bitch and ageing is the great equalizer.
• PRODIGY: may not have to go the jail after all. the gunit member was suppose to be in jail last month for gun possesion in NY but got out because he has sickle cell and there are no plans for him to return
• MATHEW KNOWLES: after hearing about aretha's comment responded with some nonsense about it being unprofessional.. to this i say your daughter's outfit was unprofessional.
• PARIS HILTON: big sis of the year? her bro got arrested for dwi and the parents said he should stay in jail...he called paris but she said she was partying....well actually sources say she didn't help her bro because her parents told her not to. but she may have helped by getting the money to his friends to get him out.
• JOHN MAYER: speaking of paris....she was following him around at a grammy party and he avoided her like the plague
• YT RAGS: with britney and amy seemingly trying to get themselves together the yt tabs have been boring lately. this is why we need hannah montanah do something and fast.
• CIARA: is looking for new dancers. I hear some of the old dancers, some her personal friends, are very salty about certain decisions she's made in this regard. that means no freeloading off the famous friend. i see a tell all coming real soon
• ALICIA KEYS: has chosen jordin sparks to be her opening act on tour. ...i guess, now i'll have to show up 1 hour late to avoid that boring b*tch.
• BRITNEY: speaking of yt rags we hear she's trying get the govenor arnold to help with a bill to help her. the looney says her civil rights have been violated and she wants to talk to Arnold about it.
• COURTNEY COX: some have asked about her show dirt. well a new season starts March 2nd.
• RUMOR: mary and jay are fighting over how they will split the money for the tour? hmm i dont know about this one
• POLITICS: in our estimation, it looks increasingly likely that neither Obama nor Hillary Clinton will lock down the 2,025 delegates needed to win the nomination before the convention. If they both come up short, superdelegates will provide the margin of victory; get ready for the riots; hopefully we get a day off work for this; clintons pimp slap shuster, msnbc journalist, for saying they are pimping daughter chelsea to campaign for her.see more in top news; tavis smiley v. the obamas? see more in top news
• REALITY TV: apparently broke hogan and now lil romeo are shopping reality shows. Jessica Simpson is looking to do a show on CMT. Apparently she's all country now. That seems to be the genre for YT girls with descent voices and no dancing abilities. long live reality tv where, if you're hooked, you could give a damn about a writer's strike
• SOLANGE: joining pussycat dolls? do we care?
• JOHN RITTER: his estate is filing a malpractice lawsuit against the hospital. died for something other than what doctor was treating him for. wife has already received 14 million from the hospital in settlement