Sunday, March 30, 2008

SCOOP EXPRESS

Your weekly scoop of PS questions to certain celebrities or somewhat popular people:


  • TI: What's that cheese you eating because you must be a rat to get 1 year for a felony charge when you're already a felon?
  • REMY MA: Neither Kim nor Fox cried when she got their bid. I thought you were hard?
  • TEETH BROWN: Why must we be subjected to a rerelease of a garbage cd?
  • 50 CENT: Will your new video game hopefully make you quit rapping?
  • KANYE WEST: Since you were busted stealing music, will you still be ego trippin?
  • DANITY KANE: Does outselling Janet in the first week mean you will have longevity?
  • JAY Z: Since you're the new face of Fendi, are they doing a camel line?
  • KELLY ROWLAND: Do you still not believe the conspiracy when your girl leaks her single the same day of your US itunes rerelease. Does she have to sleep with your man for you to open your eyes?
  • MYA: Now that you got a gig on broadway, as did fellow cricket sounding Kelly Rowland, will you please quit music for good?
  • TYRA: Please tell that Iman wannabe on Top Model that her arse is not fierce and she needs to learn to walk without looking like she has tree stumps for legs

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