EXPRESS SCOOP:

OBAMA: picks Biden as running mate. negroes to love Bidden after hating him a few months back for calling Obama "articulate...clean cut."
WTF: Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have delayed their wedding until after the US Presidential election. ...Michelle, get ya girl
PEOPLE MAGAZINE: Issue with Brangelina and twins is the biggest seller in seven years, and is the fourth highest newsstand seller in the magazine's 35-year history. rumors of poor sales well....check your source. ours is bonafide
50 CENT: currently prepping the launch of a mining partnership with South African billionaire Patrice Motsepe. DANG
KANYE: posted on his blog that his fav yt girl is Scarlett Johanson. Kanye we know you don't like girls so stop frontin.
FERGIE: and the Black Eyed Peas are at odds. She hasn't committed to a new BEP album and tour and frontman will.i.am is "furious." It was only a matter of time before she did this...BEP was undergroup before Ferg..she doesn't need them anymore, just like Lauryn didn't need the Fugees after she hit.
WENDY WILLIAMS: TV show gets picked up nationally for a full season...congrats
SNOOP FROM THE WIRE: was arrested on minor drug charges yesterday after police picked her up for refusing to cooperate as a witness in a murder trial
VMAs: Rihanna has been booked for a live performance with rapper T.I. on next month's MTV Video Music Awards. The female singer, will reportedly perform her own solo performance "Disturbia" and then share stage with T.I. in a collaboration for his new album with a song called "Live Your Life", which will hit the market on September 30.
VMAs: I'm hearing rumors of Britney performing are false. AND no duet with timberfake either
JANET: starts lingerie line called 'pleasure principle'. Items will be manufactured in China and will be in department stores by late this year or early 2009
OLYMPICS: closing will feature David Beckham and performances by Leona Lewis and BeyonceGWEN STEPHANIE: has baby and names it Zuma Nesta Rock **shakes head**
RAY J: to have his own dating show. whateva