SADE DOES SKIT ON WANDA SYKES SHOW

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by yardie4lifever2

HELL NAW CHELSEA GOES IN ON BEYONCE

I spotted this on YBF:

IT ALL STARTED AFTER THE GRAMMYS WHEN CHELSEA DID THIS BIT....



THE NEXT DAY SHE ADDRESSED THE NEGRO CONGRESS



NEGROS EVERYWHERE ARE ABOUT TO START A REVOLUTION....

LOL @ AN ALL WHITE BASKETBALL LEAGUE IN ATLANTA

He's clearly looking for press. I'll do my part!

JLO DOES GLO

IDIOT CRIMINAL PASSES OUT WHEN HE HEARS HIS SENTENCE

AMERICAN IDOL HIGHLIGHTS

My favorites:

"fuck mary j blidge, that bish can't sing neither"
" who the fuk is kara...i wish Paula was here?"


Atlanta always making us proud. This is a hit.

SHAQ'S OTHER JUMP OFF HIRES LAWYER AND MAKES STATEMENT

IDIOT ALERT

MARIAH DRUNK WHILE PICKING UP ACTING AWARD

I spotted this over at grapejuice. Mariah acting crazy while accepting award for Breakthrough Actress in the movie ‘Precious’ at the Palm Springs International Film Festival last night.

FUNNY ISH

LMAO AT BLACK WOMEN AND THE SO CALLED "ISSUE"

First off I'd be ashamed to show my face on this special. Grown ass women.. I know the stats are true and yes most black men don't see the urgency in getting married at a young age. And yes more black men don't have college degrees etc... but seriously...listening to these women is a total SMH experience. First, the old bish listing one of her standards as requiring a dude over 6ft 5 inches. Bish you 34 years old seriously that's a standard you want to highlight on this special? Offcourse now it's been lowered to about 6ft 1inch or maybe eye level. What about the lady who had the great convo with the guy but the guy didn't ask for her number? Is there something the fuk wrong with your voice all of a sudden to ask for his? WTF? Another stand out was the other woman saying well even if all the standards are met there still has to be chemistry and attraction...[translation] that one unexplainable standard that she just has to feel in the pit of her stomach. GTFOH

Seriously those are the "standards" they're lowering? These women really need to reprioritize and come out of this fantasy world they are living in. If that's the case don't be mad if you don't meet the standards of the dude that wants a woman with an azz as big as Trinas with a waist of Ciara's. It's equally as assinine (no pun intended)

The end all though was when they added Steve Harvey in the mix for credibility. I'm done.....

Lets not forget the theme song now is "Single Ladies?" I can only assume old lady #4235 idolizes the singer's relationship. Does she realize that song is by a woman [with no high school diploma] who is married after a 7 year relationship to a man [with no high school diploma] old enough to be her father with the reputation of sleeping with every woman he's encountered and by most standards not the most attractive....Would they consider that "lowering their standards" or does the money, trips, and fame that he has now trump whatever standard he probably would not have met 15 years ago when he was their age? Basically I can bet money that if a guy dropped out of high school and was less than 6ft however was rich due to some great investment he made that would meet their standards right? Is "high standards" really the new term for "gold digging." **sings** back then they didn't know me, now i'm rich they all on me

Furthermore, what happens if the man with their standards all of a sudden doesn't meet it anymore (ie legs get cutt off and now they are 4ft 3 inches or can't find a job or pay the bills even though he has that doctorate degree)? Divorce? These titles, finances etc can and might go away. Then you are stuck with the person. What that person can and will do for their family in challenging times. What good is a man that meet these standards of a 6 figure salary at 6ft 5inches that wants to marry you at 30 when he'd rather commit suicide if he lost his job and couldn't find work..that meets his standards; as oppose to that college dropout dude at 5ft 7 inches who's worked all his life with a steady income and believes there is nothing too low for him to do in order to make sure his family is taken care off in trying times? No this is not a promotion of half assed uneducated short men. No I'm not saying a degree and attraction is not important. I'm saying character is more important. Also, it's one thing to have standards but these old bishes don't know wtf "standards" should be. More importantly I don't think in their last few primable years, these women would know a good man for them if he was serving them the wine they were sipping on.

Honestly, if I were a black man I probably would only be open to 2% of the black female population to marry. At the end of the day women in general need to know that when it comes to "love" your education and titles isn't what makes you a "better" candidate. It truly is the great equalizer. It doesn't make you a more viable candidate than the hot chick down the block with the banging laid back personality. Besides, I find more black women took the feminist movement more seriously than it's founders (shrugs). and sidebar...the majority of you and oprah have very little in common. Maybe they should have spent more time perfecting a personality and some common sense as oppose to reading books all day. Isn't it exhausting to try to dominate every aspect of your life? I know I'll get a lot of flack for this but I think any black woman not in the position personally that they want to be in is majority their own fault and noone else's. Stay in your dream land while women like Alicia Keys and Britney Spears take your man.

P.S And any woman over 25 blasting "single ladies" in their car is just pathetic...especially if unmarried and doing so.

OMG POLICE LOOKING FOR THE "BUTT SNIFFER"

LADY CACA

CHRIS BROWN IS AN IDIOT....CANCELS HIS TWITTER

Chris Brown's rant that U.S. music retailers are boycotting his new album "Grafitti," appears to be unfounded. Brown took to his Twitter account -- which is now inactive -- over the weekend to complain about the fulfillment and display of his album in a series of posts.

"im tired of this sh*t. major stores r blackballing my cd. not stockin the shelves and lying to costumers. what the f**k do i gotta do... ... yeah i said it and i aint retracting shit im not biting my tongue about shit else... the industry can kiss my ass," read messages posted.

He also noted specifically that he "JUST WAS AT WALMART IN Wallingford CT,844 north colony.. the didnt even have my album in the back... not on shelves, saw for myself."

A survey and store visits find that Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Trans World, Newbury Comics are all carrying the Brown record and sources say that his album received widespread distribution and promotion by his label, Jive Records, and his distributor, Sony Music Entertainment. Jive shipped over 400,000 units of "Graffiti," and also had it positioned in prime stores space at all key accounts, according to sources. In fact, sources suggest that Jive may have overshipped his record, as sales are slow.

'Overstocked'

"Not only am I carrying it, I am over carrying it, because it isn't selling," says the head of purchasing at one large chain. "I wish I could return it." He says the album's first week sales only reached 40% of expectations. At 27-unit Newbury Comics, Carl Mello head of purchasing, echoes that sentiment. "We have it; it's not selling much."

He says the chain never even considered boycotting Brown -- an accusation leveled by the artist on Twitter. Brown pleaded guilty to charges in connection with his attack of former girlfriend Rihanna in February, just before the Grammy Awards show. "We never considered not bringing it in," Mello says. "If we stopped bringing in records from every unsavory character that puts out an album, there would be tumbleweed floating around our stores."

When ordering the record, Mello says he took into account Brown's altercation with Rihanna from a sales perspective, only. After saying, "Let's see what has happened with his sales since the incident," Mello reports that "Exclusive," which was issued in November 2007, sold 11 copies chainwide in October 2008, 8 copies in November, 5 units un January, 4 in February, 2 in March, and 0 copies in April, May and June. "From July until now, we have sold 3 copies," Mello adds. "When you see an artist is going to release a new album and then you go back and see these kind of sales, alarm bells go off. You don't feel over confident about bringing in a lot of records."

Nevertheless, "we brought in the new album because you know you are going to sell some," Mello says. "We let the consumer vote on it."

And so far, consumers aren't flocking to stores to vote on behalf of Brown. Sources project that Brown sold about 100,000 units last week, well below the 150,000-175,000 units he was expected to sell. Mello says that the album is probably about the No. 40 best-selling title at the chain.

Even Wal-Mart -- which was singled out by Brown on Twitter as one of the so-called merchants boycotting his record because the Wallingford, Conn., store didn't have it in stock -- says they are carrying the Brown album. "We are surprised at the comments on Twitter, since all Walmart stores carried the CD since its release, including the Wallingford store mentioned in the post. This store had in fact sold through their copies over the weekend. The majority of our stores are showing today they have copies on hand. Likewise Billboard found plenty of Brown in stock at Best Buy in Union Square and on Broadway by Houston Street, in Manhattan, as well as at the J&R Music World superstore in downtown Manhattan. Jive declined to comment.

THE POPULAR FAT HAG BLOGGER PEREZ HILTON GOT WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS BALLS HANDED TO HIM...

YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING .....THE TIGER WOODS SNL SKIT

This is an episode that featured Rihanna as the musical guest. Was that appropriate?

THE DREAM GOES APE SHIZ (KANYE STYLE) ON THE GRAMMYS

So...The Dream is responsible for 90% of the hits on urban radio yet he can't get a Grammy nomination for songs he wrote for himself. Instead of being happy that Single Ladies became the biggest song in the world this year(relatively speaking...i hate when Americans say "the world" as though they are the only ones that matter, but i digress...), and got a song of the year nod (among many others) which is a nod to him and a reflection on his writing, he can't belive his solo work got snubbed. But you would feel some kind of ways if some bird looking feather named Skeri Wilson (that noone has really heard of) got a nomination before you too wouldn't you? All evidence to the fact that with the right connections and money you too can be a grammy nominee/winner. Considering the fact that he's signed to Def Scam (where part of your budget is in buying your albums themselves) I can't believe they weren't able to get him a nod. Maybe it was an oversight or there was a delay of the check in the mail...either way, he vented on twitter.

BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE "VIDEO PHONE" MUSIC VIDEO

WHAT THE FIZZZUCK? PREACHER SAYS HE WILL BE ARRESTED BY CIA FOR TALKING NEGATIVELY ABOUT OBAMA

OH SNAP: CHIEF EGYPTOLOGIST CALLS BEYONCE STUPID “She’s coming here to take pictures and that’s it,”

’she’s a stupid person and she doesn’t understand a thing and she doesn’t want to understand’,” wrote Gamal.

I have no words.

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