5 PROMO CLIPS FOR JANET JACKSON'S ALBUM ON MTV

Janet spoofs 5 MTV reality shows in promoting her new album out this week. These would have been a great idea......if they were funny.

EXPRESS NEWS

• TYLER PERRY: Tyler Perry's latest Lionsgate DVD release "Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married?," debuted at number one on the North American DVD charts this past week with over two million units already sold.
• AMY WINEHOUSE: Outsold Akeys this week to make top rnb album on the Billboard charts. After the Grammys Winehouse blasted up 22 spots and scanned 115,300 copies of Back to Black, taking the No. 2 spot on the album charts this week.
• NEW YORK: back on reality tv. no not another "I Love NY," this time we hear it's ‘New York Loves Hollywood,’ a show following NY as she pursues a career in acting. She's featured in Nip Tuck and "First Sunday" so far.
• MARIO: Continues to let the Voodoo family drain his career. Now Papa Knowles has that nikka on dancing with the stars. I thought you had an album coming out?
• NEYO: arrested for drunk driving. why is this news? call me when that nikka gets arrested for soliciting men in the atl.
• BRITNEY: Won rights to see her kids again with some stipulations. See news section for update.
• JANET: is sex the only thing you know to talk about? that ish may have been cute back in 1959 when your first album came out but seriously, it's gross. And the whole 'i'm getting married' rumor that you're putting out there for cd buzz is not interesting either.
• RIHANNA: Given the title by Prime Minister David Thompson at a tribute concert held in her honor last night. Also she benefits from the Grammys as her album climbs 11 spots this week to land at No. 35, and is certified platnum. Get mad haters.
• KELIS: preps a greatest hits cd. Let's see..."I Hate You So Much Right Now," "Milkshake," and "Bossy." Since when do we make 3 song CDs? Get real b*tch.
• SNOOP: sexual seduction made top 10 on hot 100 billboard charts and this week he was given a "desk-appearance ticket" outside a Manhattan nightclub for possession of weed, but was not arrested. Are we surprised?
• JAY HOLLIDAY AND TREY SONGS: going on tour together. what are they doing bday gigs. cause i don't think they could fill clubs ups. i'm just saying ...
• EX DC GIRL: In the continuous half assed trail of the Jlo blueprint, now wants executive producer credit for the film in which she plays Etta James. I'd make her spell it first.
• NICOLE RICHIE: is hooking bff Paris Hilton up with her fiance Joel's brother. The brother, Bingi recently broke up with his girl and now STD Paris is on the case.
  

BILL OREILLY WANTS TO LYNCH MICHELLE OBAMA?

I wonder if this will be traced back as negative campaigning by the Clinton party?
This is what 50 cent had to say about this man who called him a pinhead for his comment about America and a black president:

told you that peice a shit was some one to watch out for and
he is fucked up it will come out its just a matter of time

CIARA DANCE AUDITIONS UPDATE

Ci gave an update on the auditions so far said that she will add another date to come back to Atlanta. CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO

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HOT NESS OF THE WEEK

WINNERS: We have a tie this week. 1) The dapper Nelly and exceptional beauty Lauren London hosted this year's rip the runway. It will air on BET on March 4. It was executive produced by Diddy. That means his jumpoff, the ever so talent-less, Cassie was in the building. 2) Next, we have Brad and Angie at the Spirit awards making it clear that damn b*tch is preggers again. Humanitarian, Smart, and can still stay barefoot and pregnant. A man's dream I guess.

HOT ASS MESS OF THE WEEK

WINNER: Kelly Rowland, you are so irrelevant now that Instyle magazine called you Michelle Williams. Now that should hurt. How could anyone tell the difference anyway.

NOMINEES included:

All we can say is "Crack is Wack"

This girl that sang lip gloss again. Granted she looks better than usual but that's not saying much. This unfortunate lil girl is getting on my last nerve. You are not a star. Hell you don't even have an album. Stop disturbing my eyes.

AMY WINO SAYS 'FUCK BILLIE HOLLIDAY"

The negroes will pull a Clinton on your azz if you keep dissing black folk Amy (god forbid). After the Brit awards last week Amy interviewed some former pop star. She's even more entertaining without the crack. I just love her raw and honest personality and talent. She goes on to name the "proper" Blues legends she does like.




Here's an older interview from when her first album came out in the UK. She lists Mos Def, Left Eye, Salt n Pepa, and LL Cool J as some of the hip hop influences over her music.