COUPLE SCOOP

Karina Smirnoff denies she has split from Mario Lopez

Just Jared posted pics of our girl Lauren (aka LC) of the Hills with new beau Doug Reinhardt. He's nobody but he's cute.

Joel his other baby Nicole Richie to shop at DCMA, a Los Angeles store he co-owns with his twin brother, Benji.

SAVE THE DATE: MAY 30TH LADIES

Carrie is so overrated in this show. We all know Samantha is the star of the show

IN OTHER NEWS:

The bia can't get a break. It seemed that she would get a flashlight of a career with a gig on broadway and then....she breaks her foot. Oh well

JLO and Marc have denied rumors that they will have some reality show of raising their kids.

I DON'T CARE WHAT OPRAH SAYS: AGING IS HORRIBLE

THEN



NOW

SNIPPET OF NEW CIARA "SUPERNATURAL"

Now this heffa has made me thirsty for more. I already love this song. I see Curtis got her talking about some grown topics these days. I just hope she doesn't alienate her young audience. Keep up the good work Cici.

LISTEN HERE

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NEW VIDEO: The Dream "Luv Your Girl" f/ Jeezy

Fat Katz (directors of Can't Leave Em Alone, Oh...) directed this one and looks like they jacke Usher's "Yeah." It's a dissapointment in that it doesn't really follow the song and the dancers did nothing for the visuals. But I still love the song. Jeezy kills his verse

PS WILL BE ON VAKAY FOR THE NEXT WEEK OR SO...

In the meantime chew on the updates following this announcement.......

CARRIE UNDERWOOD JOINS THE VITAMIN WATER HUSTLE

50 cent as part owner recently shot a commercial for Vitamin water with Carrie Underwood who was recently signed to be on of the faces of the product.

THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA

They drug their children with marijuana. This is very disturbing.


The let their children yell and curse at them. This is kinda funny. (thanks rolldog Beatniks for the video)


The screw for gwap and call it marriage only to get mad when the Johns take their money and run


...And some actually seem to marry for love and laughter. Shout out to everyone in the "A" for always making an event "crunk." (thanks to (source)

B*TCH PLEASE: Heather Mills

This pathetic, nasty, golddigging, one-legged heffa says she has no regrets about pouring water on ex hubby Paul McCartney's lawyer while in court. This is what she says:

“Mrs Shackleton said something under her breath so I cleansed and baptised her. I thought she looked fantastic. It did her the world of good. I have no regrets. I’m arguing with the judge on a daily basis about the fact that he should release the transcripts because he made a virtually one-sided judgement. When you read the transcripts they are completely the opposite.

We’ll get there in the end and the truth always outs in the end. I’m fighting to be able to clear my name. I have three libel cases that I’ll fight and I need the transcripts to come out so the truth can be made. I will fight for that.” (On Paul McCartney) I think he’s got three different girlfriends so I wish them all the best of luck. Better them than me.”

ARRRGGGHHHHH.....

ARTIST OF THE MONTH OF APRIL: Danity Kane

My new favorite group....


Danity Kane w/ "Poetry." That chick Dawn is a solostar I tell ya....


Again Dawn (yellow shorts) snapped on this one. She's the most consistent of them all but they're great.


This is from the first album. D Woods (red top) shined here.


First single "Damaged." Aundrea(latina w/ the dark hair) and that voice. Dawn continues to reign.

THE ESSENCE OF DEMOCRACY

Ice Cube says he will support Obama for president as most rappers (sans 50 and Snoop....who are undecided) have said. When asked if he will help support the campaign and go out and promote him he said:

Nope. Nah, I ain’t gonna. I don’t know enough about him to do all that.

MARIAH PROMO COMMERCIALS: Art Imitating Life

featuring snoop dogg as the voice of JJ

SCOOP EXPRESS

• EMINEM: To headline Nelson Mendela birthday celebration in June? WTF...of all rappers?
• BIGGA COVERAGE: click here for why bigga ain't getting the serious coverage they would give to white folk. To this I say that's one possiblity..... or........could it be that the B is boring and then there's a Camel?....Bobby and Whitney got coverage....I'm saying. I am surprised at the limited coverage in crossover media...Access Hollywood (AH) gave them about 5 minute and most of the mag covers still had Britney and other folk. I guess only the negro blogs are concerned. Sharp contrast to the fake wedding of Bradgie that was supposed to be top secret. I know Bigga is no Bradgie but come on...the negroes worship these people.
• CELEB WEDDINGS: Rumor has it everyone from Alicia Keys to Ashley Simpson will be getting married this year.
• LIL WAYNE: Album pushed back again....Now to come out in June.
• USHER: Album pulled up to May instead of June
• LISA RAYE: Apparently her 'husband for show' has been accused of rape.
  PROJECT RUNWAY: Judge Nina Garcia got axed from Elle Magazine. Hopefully they take her boring azz off the show as well.
• VANILLA ICE: Arrested for pushing his wife
• KATIE COURIC: The other b*tch America likes the hate (the other 2 being Hillary and Kathy Lee), is finally leaving CBS on her own terms. They finally got her to leave. No worries, like the true b*tch she is, she's plotting on taking Larry King's job when he finnally dies or retires, whichever comes first.
• TIMBERLAND: Named songwriter of the year.
• JERMAIN DUPRE: has been appointed president of the newly launched hip-hop label, TAG Records. Venture in conjunction with Proctor and Gamble.
• CIARA: New album to be executive produced by herself and Trickey Stewart.

HOTNESS OF THE WEEK

Everyone was shocked when the Becks attended a lakers game with no security or hoopla and just sat and watch like regular folk.

Cameron continues to bring the sexy for W magazine
Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars, Heroes) - Vanities Magazine

HOT MESS OF THE WEEK: And we have plenty

A Hot Mess personified......

Holly photoshop, since when did Jet magazine feature white people on the cover? What's next, a pregnant man? I'm just saying....

Beyawncey looking all kinds of fug in her Rihanna inspired getup. She actually resembles Chelsea Clinton in this pic. From the orange hair to the lack of needed lip liner to draw in a fuller upper lip to the cellulite squeezing out of the spanx under the pants ...need we go on. but I forgot she's married now so she can let herself go ....
Tori, noone wants to see your 8 month sperminated, poor even though your family is rich, sleezy cheating on your husband on your honeymoon a## in no bathing suit. "Put that back there."

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NEGRO PLEASE: Akeys

This is why I like my celebs to shut up and do what they do. In an attempt to seem 'deep' this b*tch has this to say about gangsta rap:

"`Gangsta rap' is a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. `Gangsta rap' didn't exist. The bicoastal feud between slain rappers Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G. was fueled “by the government and the media, to stop another great black leaders from existing.”

Which is fine if she wants to believe that but then she went on to say that she wears a gold AK-47 pendant around her neck "to symbolize strength, power and killing 'em dead."

She went on to talk about her womanhood I guess by saying:

"I'm discovering my sexual side," she says. "I recorded this song ... it's so sensual, it moves you."

I love your music mama, but there's such a thing as trying too hard. If at almost 30 you're just discovering you 'sexual side' then you just need to come all the way out of the closet....i'm just saying.

SONG OF THE DAY: Dream "She Needs My Love"

To all the dreamers out there....

WHEN CELEBS VIDEO BLOG

Check Ciara out in her cornrows, reminding me of a young Tyra Bizzanks. Hawt.....Ci has a title for her new album. It's called "Fantasy Ride" and the first single is "High Price" featuring Ludacris and produced by Trickey Stewart. The titles are a bit dokey but Ci never dissapoints me so I won't judge....just yet.

In other news, homegirl is still flossing in 50's car (SEE HERE). MTV stopped by her studio to listen to some of the tracks and video'd her as she left. She know she's wrong when that man's baby mama is getting kicked out of her home and all. I hope she plans on getting that joint in her name cause we all know fif is quick to collect his things once he's done with you...



Speaking of fif, a couple of weeks ago the unit was in Hawaii for concerts and shooting one of their bootleg videos. The rest of them (Yayo, Banks, manager Chris Lightty, and DJ Whoo Kid) did most of the bufoonery as 50 stayed in his room doing goodness knows what.


Jay Z, JD, Usher and Anthony Hamilton in the studio.


Diddy decided to document the behind the scenes of his historical fashion show of all black models. He blogged ads for models a while back but oh well we got this. MTV will air the documentary



In the beginning of the clip was Kelly's new song "Love Again." It's pretty nice. Listen the the rest on her MYSPACE PAGE. She has a beautiful voice.

Oh and Lala, the other day you were saying how Ciara was your best friend. Just a celeb stalker you are I see. Ci I told you to stay away from the wack juices...

BAMA OF THE DAY: R Kelly

This new look is suppose to make R Kelly look less like pedifile and more like a _____________. Ew

IT'S THAT SERIOUS?

Rumor has it that Joe Simpson leaked Mariah's songs from her latest album because it is being released the same day as his daughter's Ashley Simpson. They're on some real Knowles family gorrila marketing I see.

HE'S COMING HOME....

50 Cent and the rest of his G-Unit crew have joined forces with Virgin Mobile to bring their music to two venues in South Africa this May.

The Virgin Mobile 50 Cent and G-Unit Tour – featuring 50, Young Buck, Lloyd Banks and Tony Yayo – will stop at the Coca-Cola Dome in Johannesburg on May 1 and the Belville Velodrome in Capetown on May 3.

"Virgin Mobile is proud to sponsor the 50 Cent Tour in association with SABC1 as our heritage has always set squarely in music," said Peter Boyd, CEO of Virgin Mobile South Africa. “Music is at the heart of what we’re about, and it’s what our customers love too. That’s why we put our money where our mouth is and get involved by supporting a whole host of live music events."

Tickets for the concert, presented and produced by SABC 1 and Showtime Productions along with Virgin Mobile, are available at all Computicket outlets or at www.computicket.com.

NEGRO PLEASE: Diddy

[DIDDY ON JUMP OFF 'ASSIE'S NEW ALBUM]

"That's going to really, really catch people off guard," Diddy says. "There's a huge [cry] out there for a younger Britney Spears, a younger Janet Jackson. Those two great artists have paved the way. She has a single out called 'Official Girl' and Danja produced it, and it is a smash."

[ON HTF CAN SHE BE THE NEXT JANET WHEN THE BIATCH CHOKES ON STAGE]

"I just don't think she was ready. I think that we threw her into the spotlight without the artist development -- that goes on with a lot of new artists. We pulled out, we took our time, we developed her for like, a year-and-a-half. People are just going to see her there and be like, 'Wow, she's really cocooned into a butterfly.'"

Okay Diddy. The pizzle must be making you delusional. She is handsdown the best looking chick with a record deal but only one chick is in line for that Janet/performer/dance throne....this is the wrong "C" patna.

LEGAL SCOOP: NBC SUES PROJECT RUNWAY

One of my favorite reality shows, "Project Runway" is moving from Bravo to Lifetime....but not without a fight from NBC, who owns Bravo.

Owner Harvey Weinstein signed the deal with Lifetime on Feb. 7, according to a person familiar with the situation, but the suit alleges Weinstein subsequently continued to negotiate with NBC. NBC prepared its lawsuit after it received a letter Friday from Lifetime about the deal, another person close to the situation said.

NBC's suit also alleges that Weinstein Co.'s Harvey Weinstein agreed to honor an NBC right of first refusal at a January 2007 lunch at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills with Jeff Zucker, chief executive of NBC Universal, saying words to the effect of: "You can only have in your life five true friends and I consider you one of my five friends. And I'm telling you, I will not embarrass you."

Mr. Boies, however, says that the statement by Mr. Weinstein, and another the suit cites from a Weinstein agent in a postlunch email, didn't relate to a right of first refusal.

MEN LIE, WOMEN LIE....NUMBERS DON'T

TOP 20 BEST SELLING FEMALE ARTIST SO FAR IN THIS DECADE

01)Norah Jones – Come With Me: 22,500,000
02)Britney Spears – Oops!...I Did it Again: 20,000,000
03)Avril Lavigne – Let Go: 16,000,000
04)Shakira – Laundry Service: 13,000,000
05)Shania Twain – up! : 12,500,000
06)Dido – No angel: 12,000,000
07)Madonna – Music: 11,000,000
08)Kelly Clarkson – Breakaway: 11,000,000
09)Alicia Keys – Songs in a Minor: 11,000,000
10)Norah Jones – Feels Like Home: 11,000,000
11)Christina Aguilera– Stripped: 10,500,000
12)Britney Spears – Britney: 10,000,000
13)Dido – Life For Rent: 9,500,000
14)Madonna – Confessions On A Dance Floor: 9,000,0000
15)Mariah Carey– The Emancipation Of Mimi: 9,000,000
16)Avril Lavigne – Under My Skin: 9,000,000
17)Celine Dion – A New Day Has Come : 9,000,000
18)Mariah Carey – Rainbow: 9,000,000
19)Whitney Houston – Greatest Hits: 9,000,000
20)Amy Winehouse – Back to Black: 8,000,000

SONG OF THE DAY: Miley Cyrus "See You Again"

No I haven't been seeing Amy Wino's pharmacist. The joint is addictive.

COUPLE SCOOP

Nick and Vennesa are not breaking up despite the rumors

Tabloid website X17 apologized to Eva and Tony for the story about a woman who claimed to have had an affair with Tony. I must say I believed this story but like the rider she is Eva stood by her man....and rightly so.

IN OTHER NEWS...

50 shooting commercial for vitamin water
Foxy gets a reality show when she gets out of jail.

Toni was hospitalized for undisclosed reasons
This biatch has been banned from British Airways

CRUNK AND DANCE PRINCESS BEHIND THE SCENES FOR ROCAWEAR

Allhiphop.com were behind the scenes as Ciara took pictures for print ads as the face of Rocawear. No word on how much longer this contract will last.

CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO

STOP THE B*TCHASSNESS

Now negroes are saying this girl is sperminated and that is the reason why they got married, if they got married. Why can't we think positive about this possible wonderful moment in black love pop culture instead of thinking the worse.

Do we have a reason to think the Knowles would do something like that...marry off thier daughter because the got knocked up? ............Okay even if you do have a reason, think positive people....STOP THE B*TCHASSNESS

On another note...I'm starting to think they are feeding this publicity. This whole 'I'm hiding but I'm not really hiding it' thing is becoming tacky.

50 GOES OFF ON NY DJ MISS JONES....

This morning on the notorious hot 97 morning show in NY with Miss Jones, it was off da chain. Miss Jones, who is known for hanging up on celebrities and one time insulting Beyawncey and mother in the hallway of the radio station, started on 50 cent kicking his baby momma out of his house this week. She went off on the fact that he's 'chasing Ciara and buying her cars' yet kicking the woman who was there for him out of his house.

Soon after, 50 called the radio station and addresses son situation, Young Buck...again, and Fat joe. Listen to the convo:

SONG OF THE DAY: Fred Hammond

"No weapon that is formed against you will prosper; And every tongue that accuses you in judgment you will be condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, And their vindication is from Me," declares the LORD Isaiah 54:17."

MY BOY BILL MAHER ALWAYS SUMS IT UP NICELY

Here he gives this week's new rules and his usual commentary at the end. Politically incorrect but he tries to through it around on all sides.

MISSY ALBUM UPDATE

After taking a break from working with Timbo on Cookbook, Elliott has recently rejoined her creative partner to forage into pastures (sort of) new on her forthcoming as-yet-untitled album... and RWD were there to hear the results. As well as Tim, Missy has teamed with Danjahands, Swizzy and Souldiggaz. Ciara is once again featured on the album.

"I'm talking real-talk here," Missy confesses. "I let me heart guide my pen. To know where hip hop's going, you got to know where it's been." Hip Hop Don't Die is the most revolutionary track on the record. Not because the music (vocals from Ciara) is that genre-bending or mind-blowing, but because for once, as she said herself, Missy's actually talking about herself. As she guides us through her incredible career, you finally get a glimpse into, if not who Missy is exactly, then at least what's important to her. There's no bragging or boring 'I'm the donn-age' going on, just a reflection over her past and present career that is both funny and surprising in equal parts.

Here's some lyrical highlights (excuse any mistakes, it was a one-listen, write as fast as you can thing):"They say I was more insane that Janet dating Jermaine, more strange that Jay without Dame...""Shot the first video in a black, plastic bag.. Everyone questioned how the big girl gon' dance/ Question if I'm gay cos they never see me with a man/ I don't need a man...." (didn't catch the rest!)And then something about how hip hop keeps getting blamed for all that is wrong in the world: "I blame the president for not letting us read books... opps!"

Not since Gossip Folks have you gotten a sense of Missy's personality - the true one, anyway. Here's she's a bit political, she addresses the gay rumours and her weight and even pokes fun at her peers. Something she's maybe done a line of here and there over the years, but never all in one go. This is the song that got the room abuzz.

PICTURE OF THE DAY

Forget what you've heard or seen....My girl Shaunie is still in the picture. Shaq and Shaunie attended that Ali Fight Night last Friday

DANG LOOK AT RICHARD'S NEW GIRLFRIEND

He's a pimp.....They were at Serena's tennis game. Also there to support Serena were Star Jones, Miami Heat players Dwayne Wade and Alonzo Mourning (and his wife Tracy), as Serena defeated Jelena Jankovic in their final match of the Sony Ericsson Open at the Crandon Park Tennis Center in Key Biscayne, FL, on April 5, 2008. She won the tournament offcourse. Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson also came out to support Serena.



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ATLANTA GRAMMY EVENT

Ciara attended a Grammy celebration for Grammy winners from Atlanta. The invite only event included a host of writers and producers from the ATL.



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SCOOP EXPRESS

• REMY MA: planning a jailhouse wedding to her boyfriend, fellow rapper Papoose.
• KLOE KRAVITZ: on your dad it was cute but that whole grundge black girl with and edge thing makes you look like you need a shower.
• JESSICA SIMPSON: hospitalized for kidney infection...or pain of a failed career.
• OPRAH: had the pregnant woman/man. what's the big deal it's a freakin woman who wants to be a man. it's not a miracle people...shesh
• YAYA: top model loser to join cast of "All My Children"
• BIGGA: get married already have some kids and go away. We all know a marriage could have taken place without the world knowing when you take out a marriage license.
• SO CALLED ARTIST; instead of rereleasing why not make a good album in the first place?
• BRAD PITT: has fired his publicist just like his soulmate and decided to manipulate the media on his own
• BOBBY BROWN: is finally telling us what I already knew. Whitney got him into crack..he was only a weedhead before he met her. Guess what nikka you're a grown ass man you snitch. Why are you dirting her name now. She's moved on and cleaned up so should you.
• AKON: going country. his old ass needs to go to florida and retire
• HULK HOGAN: to propose to his new girlfriend. WTF
• MARIAH: dating Nick Cannon? Excuse my while a spit that lil vommit that came out my mouth

HOT NESS OF THE WEEK

You can't ef with Posh when it comes to this fashion game. You just can't


Cameron Diaz for British GQ magazine






He-era saves C-era at a photoshoot for celeb photographer Derek Blank's new book.

HOT MESS OF THE WEEK

HBIC Heather Mills, at an airport in New York. And it appears she's trying to turn herself into a master of disguises
Maniston being her regular boring self


Paris Hilton falling on her face in Prague while touring with newest conquest

CIARA PERFORMS AT PRIVATE PARTY IN LONDON

LOL @ her almost having a wardrobe malfunction....Get that money Cici

CONGRATS TO BIGGA

A couple since 2002, Jay-Z, 38, and Knowles, 26, tied the knot in a small ceremony witnessed by Beyoncé's mother Tina Knowles, her father/manager Mathew, her sister Solange, her Destiny's Child mates Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, and the couple's friend Gwyneth Paltrow. The ceremony was held at the Bloomberg building, a financial trade office. It was followed by a lavish party at the rapper's Tribeca apartment, with music by DJ Cassidy.

How perfect.... I love the numbers theme....4 is the couple's number. I wish you two loads of happiness and continued sucess.\



And last night he was on Letterman with Mary to promote the tour...I'm sure it was taped even though they promote the show as live. He wouldn't do that after his wedding.

SEXY CAN I? POLOW DA DON RESPONDS TO JACKING BEATS

This week a 10 year old boy posted a youtube video, which is coincidently being removed, showing how Polow got the beat for Usher's number one hit. It was jacked from some garage band. Polow responded:

"That's not where I got them from, but they're definitely in there," Polow said of the sounds used in "Love in This Club," telling SOHH he had yet to view the YouTube video. "There's this keyboard I have that a lot of sounds come in."

Polow noted that the song contains a live bassline and that Robin Thicke was enlisted to play piano on the record.

"If a ten-year-old can make 'Love in This Club' and save Usher's career and make black women want to f*ck him again, after they was done with him for getting married, then sh*t he's a genius just like me," Polow said. "I also wrote the hook - that's not a preset."

Polow was also asked since he leaked the Usher song, did he also leak the new Beyonce song last week. To that he says:

"They are probably saying that so it will go number one in three weeks, but that's probably somebody that's on over there, trying to make it seem like I leaked it," Polow said.

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COURT RULES IN 50'S FAVOR OVER DONKEY

"I'm a trial attorney, I don't give up...." Legal system's finest...trial attorneys.

This heffa is living in his house with her boyfriend while he pays the mortgage, light and water bills plus child support. And she calls him evil for wanting her to get a job and move out? Court ruled in 50's favor.

Baby mamas get checks, wifeys get a lifestyle. Send this bitch the memo and tell her to get a job.

SONG OF THE DAY/ THROWBACK PERFORMANCE OF THE WEEK: Whitney and Mary

Please disregard the lyrics at the bottom, it's all wrong......

When I saw this performance I was in heaven. I got chills. My favorite Aretha song with my favorite of all time Ms. Houston and my girl MJB (she was so nervous that night). MJB sings every song so personal like she's going through it...minus all the screaming ...i love the love........I HEART THIS SONG.

BAPHUNERY AT IT'S BEST

Why is this a news story? This heffa set this whole thing up to get paid. It's a woman who wants to be a man but doesn't get rid of her sex organs and actually wants to get pregnant? No miracle here. ...In part 7 Oprah is still going on about this new religion nonsense....but I guess she can convince people of anything.

....Also, this show made me realize all gay people need to do is have one sex legally change gender that way they can get married. I'm saying...

See the rest of the episode HERE

ZAHARAS BUSTING SHILOH'S AZZ ALREADY

Word is that Zahara, 3, who really rules the roost! "Screams and shouts at the boys when she doesn't get her way," says the source. Not even Shiloh, 22 months, is safe — and the toddler has the battle scars to prove it. "Z is always pushing or scratching her....Z once clawed Shiloh's cheek after she tried to take her cookie," says an insider who witnessed one incident. "She's always pulling on Shiloh's hair so she can steal her food." Recently Shiloh got knocked down and chipped a tooth! "

Z is running that house. Oh yes, I can see it now...'this bitch thinks she's cute because she has blue eye' thinks Z. Shiloh, just get ready for worse beat downs the older you get.

COUPLE SCOOP

Rev Run's daughter Angela Simmons new beau is skater boy Terry Kennedy. Dang Chow wow, everybody's upgrading from you...